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the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:51 pm

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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Vegedus » Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:52 pm

Moar like Protein, amirite?
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:54 pm

if you right click>play it makes him happy :3
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Zelosse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:57 pm

I love everything about this.
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Postby Vegedus » Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:59 pm

Riz wrote:if you right click>play it makes him happy :3

Eeeexcellent.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby BeeAre » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:06 pm

or you can just CLICK his face
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Postby BeeAre » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:07 pm

but yes have left thread in background on so i can remind myself what i got to be
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Havoc » Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:36 pm

As long they don't have mandatory drug tests for pokemon, you'll be okay.
Then again, they may not try to take your badges away, if you have a roid-achu at your side.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Zelosse » Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:01 am

My wife won't stop giggling at it.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Valhallen » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:34 am



I think I'll go move some heavy objects now.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:23 am

And chop a year-worth of firewood.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Asmodai » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:39 pm

I opened this thread in the middle of class

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Postby Riz » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:14 pm

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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Jasthn » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:21 pm

Asmodai wrote:I opened this thread in the middle of class

I regret nothing


I kind of did the same thing

Except in work just now.

Then my co worked turned around and saw the gif.

Her: "Was that a big buff Pikachu...?"

Me: "Maybe...? :'D"

Her: "That was the coolest damn thing I've seen today!"

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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Mir@k » Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:30 pm

in my case my schoolmate just said "what the fuck is that" and kept on walking.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Exodis » Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:36 am

This is honestly one of the funniest gifs I've ever seen. Ever.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Exodis » Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:38 am

If you press right-click>play a lot of times, it'll sound like a bar fight with dubstep in the background.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Asmodai » Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:26 am

Damn it people, this isnt a gif, its a swf!
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Riz » Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:12 am

what you mean "people" >[ everyone else knew it was a swf
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Valhallen » Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:27 am

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Postby nobody » Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:41 am

I come here for my daily dose of macho.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:43 pm

the bass with their walking baselines in the 70's were spectacular. Is it weird that I don't have any interest in learning the standard guitar like most dudes do, but I would love to learn the bass? Because. It seems cooler to me. :X
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Riz » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:45 pm

Bassists get all the ladies, don't let them tell you different
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:58 pm

when I worked in the Brookstone in the DFW International Airport in terminal D (which is, no shit, one of the most advanced, future-town airport terminals in existence), we had several 70's compilation CD we would sell, and play on our portable stereos to get them sold.

We also had to have different employees carry different "showcase" items to get people to buy them.

No one wanted to carry the effective but extremely overpriced anti-snoring pillow because it was so huge, but on days that I worked, I would volunteer with no major haggling. My only condition was we play the 70's music, so I could play the bass. I naturally got laughs from the other stores around when I was playing the bass on a pillow, but I know the extremely basic mechanics of how a guitar and a bass work to produce notes

BUT, on a decidedly strange note, several old men would approach me and tell me I must have played Bass before because I was doing the right thing, and that they either played Bass or played with a Bassist. Because I would do the lefty-flip twang with two fingers, and would always

ALWAYS

perfectly 360-spin the pillow around my arm just after completing the walking baseline in "Car Wash". These weird little things, despite me not actually knowing how to play the real bass, convinced old men musicians to say that I must have played the bass for. I never DIDN'T say I played the bass, but I just evaded and said I was enthusiastic about 70's music's bass spotlights (if not true solos) in that era's songs.

I also learned how to juggle using the large horse-shoe shaped neck pillows that we had by carrying three of them and impromptu showering them when there was no one in the store, and would successfully pull people in using my juggling act.

I was also the best at flying our toy helicopters.

I was never the absolute highest salesperson, but I was the most steady and reliable because my novelty tricks pulled people inexorably to our weird-ass store.
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Re: the dangers of using rare candy

Postby Valhallen » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:12 am

Wait, are you that guy I know?

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