I have already decided a long ago that should I ever end up falling to my death, provided I have the time to pull it off, I will yell out my final words while falling. And those would be: "Curse you, gravityyyyyy-!", for my final comedic effect.
Cliché? Maybe. But I believe it hasn't been done before in reality despite being so common in cartoons and the like.
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