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why are french philosophers terrible jockeys?

Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:38 pm

they always put descartes before dehorse

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Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:39 pm

this may be the cleverest I've seen

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Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:42 pm

example of spamming a thread:












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Re: why are french philosophers terrible jockeys?

Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:43 pm

but generally good joke.

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Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:45 pm

another way to ruin a thread is to hijack it like i do

just insist that the thread is about something else and post material purely relating to what you're talking about

posting incessantly helps

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Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:47 pm

look through my posting history and you will see that well i am a legendary hijacker of internet discussion. learn through my example, my children, and soon your posts will be among the legends of the dust that will trail the nothingness as entropy destroys all that is and ever was.

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Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:50 pm

This thread is now about wrestling, so how does everyone feel about El Generico being signed by WWE?

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Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:58 pm

word is haitch is the one who pushed for it

thing is "sami rebei" doesn't draw, el generico does.

the el generico character was designed to be a one-match jobber, but rebei's one of the best in the world at the underdog act and can really get the crowd behind him. he's got one of the best series of comeback moves in wrestling. the character got so over in his first match that he kept the mask forever and became the el generico we know and love.

he can't be anyone else. he has to be a skinny white ginger-bearded bloke pretending to be a luchador from tijuana. he has to pretend he can't speak english, while simultaneously speaking very little and very poor spanish. i don't want anything else on my screen but that from him.

i hope he finds success, whatever happens with his gimmick, because i really think he deserves rewarding for being one of the best and hardest-working wrestlers on the independent circuit for 10 years. i think fans who hate on wrestlers for signing with the WWE because "the matches won't be as good" are incredibly selfish and should be happy that the performers they've supported for years are finally earning a more-than-comfortable wage and performing their craft and doing what they love to do in front of the largest audience possible.

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Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:58 pm

as you can see: this thread is now about wrestling.

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Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:08 pm

I'm actually glad Trips is throwing his weight around in a positive way for once. My biggest worry for Generico is that they don't know what to do with him and his lack of previous mic work will hinder him and by taking away a gimmick that he has used for a decade and possibly some of his more interesting offense it could hurt him and leave him in a low card rut. But, I do have faith that with him being a friend of Punk that he will at least lobby for him. Though, if he gets stuck with anything on camera being allied with Cena it will kill any kind of push.

Re: why are french philosophers terrible jockeys?

Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:56 pm

Grey wrote:as you can see: this thread is now about wrestling.

You did that with my thread! You turned it from a thread for all the jokes and puns (to minimize all the pun threads(you're welcome)) into one about science! Damn you Grey... you talented son of a bitch.

Re: why are french philosophers terrible jockeys?

Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:01 am

*gargle noises from back of throat*

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Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:16 am

I really hope that's just Listerine at the back of your throat.

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Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:23 am

Mir@k wrote:*gargle noises from back of throat*

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Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:25 am

Musicmac wrote:I really hope that's just Listerine at the back of your throat.
the world is ripe with substances to gargle little boy! aim for the stars!

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Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:19 am

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Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:36 am

cheerio
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