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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:51 am

Because he never lands.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:13 am

i love that joke because it never gets old

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:07 am

Heh

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:58 pm

If there was a like button on this thread, I'd give it a click.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:14 pm

Peter Pan is actually the most evil character in Neverland.

He abducts children into his world, kills them when they grow too old, and the ones he fails to kill end up being pirates or the lost, which he all kills for fun.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:19 pm

I don't remember that being in the movie

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:11 pm

Riz wrote:I don't remember that being in the movie

That's the Disney version.

In the book is clearly stated Peter cut off hook's hand for no reason. Wendy and her brothers were just little kids who were taken from their rooms in the middle of the night to go live with some strange little boy in the middle of nowhere.

Peter kills the boys once they enter puberty (because it's against the rules to grow up), and the only weapon he has is his knife. The boys who escape become the pirates, and are devoted to killing Peter Pan so he doesn't kill any more boys.

What a twist!

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:52 pm

So fitting of you to come back from the future and spoil the ending.

I like alternative and strange versions of popular fairy tales. Even posted one on this forum once.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:33 pm

Well i don't know but i think i found whatis and lily's illegitimate offspring.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:37 pm

fuck

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:56 pm

I ain't the daddy, Warbear's the daddy.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:05 pm

LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A PATERNITY TEST

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:08 pm

Now I want a divorce.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:10 pm

it happened before we were together bby

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:14 pm

Good. That means I'm not going with you to the Maury Show.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:15 pm

Maury? what about Jeremy Kyle. that's all he does now.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:09 am

*moves one arm so as to stick one hand under the opposing arm where it joins at the shoulder, carefully cupping his hands, and then, focusing on the distortion of the hand under the armpit, flaps the same arm up and down, creating lots of flapping squidgy noises*

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:10 am

Too much flow

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:12 am

i like the peter pan being evil conspiracy theory. What is Tinkerbell's roll in this?

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:20 am

Isn't she a human shaped fleshlight?

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:26 am

Warbear wrote:Because he never lands.

Grey wrote:i love that joke because it never gets old


Whether or not it was intended the word never made these two post made gag.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:27 am

How ironic because I can't tell what the fuck you're trying to say.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:28 am

I was going to go for the obvious "Your grammar made me gag" but I was feeling roguish.

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:41 am

Mir@k wrote:Isn't she a human shaped fleshlight?

Disturbing.


I can't see how that would work.


I mean, I did see some r34 that could give me a rough idea, but I think she's a little too small to be a fleshlight... Besides, wasn't Peter Pan pre-puberty as well?

Re: Why does Peter Pan fly?

Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:13 am

oh i meant fleshlight in the sense that she'd wrap around his cock using her arms and legs, not that he should use her as you would use a condom.
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