What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

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What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Musicmac » Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:51 am

"She's hanging by a thread."
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:50 am

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:57 am

this should have a better set-up but I can't think of what it would be
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:59 am

oh I got it

what do you say when a spider's in intensive care

if you say she's flatlining then she's already kinda dead, not really hanging on by a thread anymore
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:08 am

Riz wrote:if you say she's flatlining then she's already kinda dead, not really hanging on by a thread anymore


This.
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:09 am

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Valhallen » Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:33 am

Wait, which line is flat? Health or mana?
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Musicmac » Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:05 am

Riz wins, she is the punmaster.
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Tuor » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:22 pm

Nah
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:36 pm

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Grey » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:25 pm

the proper term would be punmistress
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Panty Anarchy » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:56 am

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:59 am

I minored in Punology, so I know the general gist of it, enough to appreciate it coming from any decent Punomancer. However, my major was Meta-Ironology. In this field I am an accomplished, well-respected, and peer-reviewed periodical article-producer in Meta-Ironomancy's most respected journals.
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Mir@k » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:03 am

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:03 am

You may recall my ongoing thesis, the Death-Ironic.
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:04 am

Mir@k wrote:Punne Fatale


with your Rocky Horror post kit I can't help but reading some of your posts in Tim Curry's voice and it is ~*-spectacular-*~
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Mir@k » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:05 am

That's the effect i was hopefully trying to scucesfully convey
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:13 am

*butterfly kisses, throws glitter everywhere*
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