What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

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What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Musicmac » Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:51 am

"She's hanging by a thread."
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:50 am

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:57 am

this should have a better set-up but I can't think of what it would be
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:59 am

oh I got it

what do you say when a spider's in intensive care

if you say she's flatlining then she's already kinda dead, not really hanging on by a thread anymore
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Jingle Males » Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:08 am

Riz wrote:if you say she's flatlining then she's already kinda dead, not really hanging on by a thread anymore


This.
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Mir@k » Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:09 am

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Valhallen » Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:33 am

Wait, which line is flat? Health or mana?
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Musicmac » Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:05 am

Riz wins, she is the punmaster.
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Tuor » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:22 pm

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Riz » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:36 pm

Rude.
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Grey » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:25 pm

the proper term would be punmistress
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Warbear » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:56 am

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:59 am

I minored in Punology, so I know the general gist of it, enough to appreciate it coming from any decent Punomancer. However, my major was Meta-Ironology. In this field I am an accomplished, well-respected, and peer-reviewed periodical article-producer in Meta-Ironomancy's most respected journals.
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Mir@k » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:03 am

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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:03 am

You may recall my ongoing thesis, the Death-Ironic.
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:04 am

Mir@k wrote:Punne Fatale


with your Rocky Horror post kit I can't help but reading some of your posts in Tim Curry's voice and it is ~*-spectacular-*~
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby Mir@k » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:05 am

That's the effect i was hopefully trying to scucesfully convey
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Re: What do you say when you see a flat-lining spider?

Postby BeeAre » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:13 am

*butterfly kisses, throws glitter everywhere*
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