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what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:18 pm

the cold shoulder

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:30 pm

Mmm, shoulder.

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:17 pm

Should have like microwaved it or something. Reheated it somehow.

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:32 pm

A HANNIBAL LECTURE

DAMMIT RIZ IT WAS RIGHT THERE

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:34 pm

PARDON THE HELL OUT OF ME IF THERE'S MORE THAN ONE GOOD PUNCHLINE FOR THIS SET UP

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:45 pm

WELL I'M TRULY SORRY THEN

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:57 pm

The guy who gets the cold shoulder asks "what am I chopped liver?".

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:15 pm

*polite clap*

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:21 pm

The host responds "keep it up and you will be".

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:43 pm

Whatis made me laugh. hehe

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:55 pm

One of the other guests says to the host "Hey asshole, you are what you eat".

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:15 am

It's a cannibal buffet, I'm feeling well, they like that way~

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:16 am

Two flies are on a shit. One cuts a fart and the other snaps at him, "Hey, I'm eating here!"

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:17 am

get out. that has nothing to do with cannibals.

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:20 am

It happened after the dinner party!

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:23 am

To all the jokes here:

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:26 am

:\

Re: what did the cannibal who came late to the dinner party get

Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:33 am

And yes, that was necessary.
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