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Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:43 pm

"Darth Vader will rise from the ashes.”

It doesn't exactly sound like a good idea...

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:48 pm

It's also just a rumour.

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:12 pm

Pfft.

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:41 am

And I heard that Cartman will be Luke's son.

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:17 pm

Didn't Harrison Ford say something about being interested in returning as Han Solo?

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:20 pm

That'd be hilarious

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:40 pm

I think Sean Connery should play Yoda.


And Keanu Reeves should play Luke.


Oh and make Nicolas Cage play Jar Jar. It's only fitting that the best worst actor gets to play as the best worst character of the series.

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:39 pm

Sean Connery officially retired.

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:08 pm

Yeah.

Doesn't matter for a JOKE, though.

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:09 pm

WOOSH

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:19 pm

Blood Lord wrote:Sean Connery officially retired.


Like someone at his level will ever completely retire.

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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:28 am

Same with Keanu.

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Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:15 am

They're probably just going to do a story much later in the future or in the past. Let them be free of other lore constraints and create a completely original story with the same basic background as the other films.

Re: Darth Vader returns in Star Wars VII

Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:16 am

I do believe they already said it would have no connection to the Skywalkers.

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Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:24 am

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