I bought a mouse for my cat to eat from the local pet shop, and put him in the bathroom with only the mouse, some water and a litter box. I left for about two or three hours to go shopping, and when I came back, the mouse was still alive. I tried to put the mouse in front of him but he kept smelling it and then "cleaning" it like a new friend and then almost immediately lost interest. I tried dangling it in front of him and making it seem interesting, but every time he'd just watch it and then walk away. I tried putting it on his back over and over, but each time he'd just grab it by the tail with his teeth and *set* it down. Dafux a guy to do?
I thought about cutting the little rodent open and letting the cat taste its blood, but I couldn't bring myself to kill the little thing. So I put it outside for the neighborhood cats to eat.