why did the witch break up with the ghost?

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:07 pm

thst bear looks way too young to be you.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:13 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Maru » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:50 pm

What does a fat ghost almost never do?

Exorcise.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Riz » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:52 pm

HEY

get your own thread for your bad jokes

this is MY bad joke thread
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Maru » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:09 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:13 pm

Riz wrote:HEY

get your own thread for your bad jokes

this is MY bad joke thread


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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Warbear » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:57 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:oh jesus christ

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:07 pm

Rosso Rose wrote:
Riz wrote:HEY

get your own thread for your bad jokes

this is MY bad joke thread


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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:08 pm

Get it? It's from a movie!
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:54 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Riz » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:55 pm

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:03 am

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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Musicmac » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:16 am

my brain just turned into oatmeal
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:28 am

What flavor?
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:56 am

What does an old man do on tumblr?

The Elder Scrolls.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Numa430 » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:40 am

Can i voldemort on your chamber of secrets :3
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Wulfespinndel » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:07 pm

Male Brooks wrote:
Rosso Rose wrote:
Riz wrote:HEY

get your own thread for your bad jokes

this is MY bad joke thread


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Actually, I kinda do like them.

...Except that Chris Martin dissed Radiohead. So no I don't.

And I wasn't even trying to be funny. Why people think I try to be funny is a mystery to me (it's stupid they even do), and I also hate 9GAG.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Rough Giraffe » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:04 pm

What do you get when you cross a steaming load with a boxer?

A shitty punchline.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Warbear » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:11 pm

Numa Katzroy wrote:Can i voldemort on your chamber of secrets :3

The better joke here: "Would you let my basilisk slither into your chamber of secrets?"
The one you made was just bad.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Tuor » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:14 pm

Ya, no innuendo. Bad joke, would not read again,
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:36 pm

What's the dessert you can never finish?

Pi.
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby DaCrum » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:38 pm

So I went to go get dinner today, ya know, some good Vietnamese cuisine. It was colder today, so I felt some soup was in order. Well, since it was such a long day, I was hoping maybe I could get some charity, ya know? So I asked my server "Hey, is there any way I could get my meal for free?" And he responded "Sorry, but I just don't give a pho."
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Musicmac » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:19 am

What did the Chinese man say when he bought too much rice?
Nothing, Chinese people never buy anything. :U
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Re: why did the witch break up with the ghost?

Postby Numa430 » Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:43 pm

There was a clown and a mime who walk to a bar, the clown said "bartender, my friend needs some water".
The bartender said "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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