Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

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Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Onizaru » Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:50 am

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Actually this is a picture taken by a friend of the damage done by the typhoon in Okinawa-shi

Car you need to go home. You are drunk. It is illegal to drive on the fence.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Mathias » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:00 am

How did it not even topple the fence over? 0.o
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Grey » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:30 am

japanese fence engineering is hundreds of years ahead of us
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Mathias » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:32 am

The majority of the cars in Japan appear to be white...
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Sep 29, 2012 9:57 am

Well that gave me a good morning chuckle.

That car needs a good night's rest and a fresh can of oil to get back on it's tires.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:46 pm

That looks cool.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Rough Giraffe » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:12 pm

Spider car,
Spider car,
Does whatever a
spider car does
Can he swing
from a web?
No, he can't
he's a car
Look ouuuut
Here comes the spider car
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Birdofterror » Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:15 pm

I love how there are no skidmarks that would indicate it crashed into that position, and the headlights are still on.

The logistics of this car accident are baffling.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Tuor » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:05 pm

Read the sentence right under the picture
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Onizaru » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:56 pm

I feel like some type of asian drivers joke should be made too considering this is okinawa.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Onizaru » Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:59 pm

Also using apple maps joke.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Riz » Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:11 pm

LOL WOMAN DRIVERS AM I RIGHT?
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Valhallen » Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:30 am

Mathias wrote:The majority of the cars in Japan appear to be white...
Not a majority, but most are grayscale or silver. It's some kind of cultural thing.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Wulfespinndel » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:10 am

Well it's Okinawa so it must be a ninja car or something.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Asmodai » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:02 pm

You think that's bad?

Silly car, you cant fly
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby BeeAre » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:32 pm

Riz wrote:LOL WOMAN DRIVERS AM I RIGHT?


WOMAN ASIAN DRIVES BWUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby BeeAre » Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:34 pm

Valhallen wrote:
Mathias wrote:The majority of the cars in Japan appear to be white...
Not a majority, but most are grayscale or silver. It's some kind of cultural thing.


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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Grieffon » Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:05 pm

Somewhat related

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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Mathias » Sun Sep 30, 2012 8:22 pm

Guess I'll never know what is somewhat related.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:44 pm

Oh yeah, I remember that gif.

I still wonder if it was fake.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Onizaru » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:16 am

Asmodai wrote:You think that's bad?

Silly car, you cant fly

Holy shiet I think that is the same base/camp place.

Here is the aftermath from the flying car.
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Re: Car you are drunk - you cannot drive on the fence

Postby Onizaru » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:18 am

JK it is a different part of Okinawa
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