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Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Grieffon » Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:59 pm

Not sure if anyone cares but the sequel of the worst movie ever released its trailer, and it looks even worse than the original. It's not funny anymore though now that they make it bad on purpose.

http://youtu.be/C2Trn7JCHiU?t=2m

Anyone who hasn't seen the original, here's what it looks like.
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Re: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Mir@k » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:20 pm

Sometimes i find it hard to believe that there's people out there willing to fund the fabrication of things like this.
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Princess » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:23 pm

I'm willing to pay mucho dollars to see this shit. I fucking love Birdemic.
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby True Order » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:28 am

You're kidding right?


Pffffffffft!

My cousins made a better movie than this and I bet they did it on a lower budget.
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Princess » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:30 am

It's a horribly amazing movie. I fucking love it.
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby True Order » Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:33 am

To me it's the complete and utter scum of the earth, polluting the minds of its watchers like the cars they preached about polluted the air.

But it's been funny seeing various individuals react to it.


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Re: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Musicmac » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:40 am

its like bird flu turned horror movie gone wrong :c
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Millo » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:45 am

Still waiting for The Room 2 : Johnny Comes back from the Dead
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:52 am

Princess Stuff wrote:It's a horribly amazing movie. I fucking love it.

We must mate one day

Also Millo you should look up The House That Dripped Blood On Alex, Tommy Wiseau's newest film
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Millo » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:58 am

O: fuckin Awesome, might as well rent it for Halloween and tell friends it's a scary movie.
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Princess » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:28 pm

Millo wrote:Still waiting for The Room 2 : Johnny Comes back from the Dead

FUCKING YES.
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:35 pm

Tommy Wiseau as a zombie

"oh hai brains"
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Grey » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:18 pm

this looks AWESOME
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Jingle Males » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:27 pm

also did the makers of the movie get the gun sound effect from doom?
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Princess » Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:00 am

Grey wrote:this looks AWESOME

INORITE?!
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Grey » Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:44 am

i fucking love terrible films
i watched sharktopus the other day

i'm gonna go see the room in cinemas like i did last year in like a month

i think there might be some new WWE studios films out
they always make such tripe
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:52 am

Grey, have you heard of Zaat?
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Grey » Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:53 am

vaat iz zaat
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:55 am

It's a sci fi horror movie about a guy who turns into this fish monster and goes around killing people, oh and sometimes he is seen wearing sneakers for no reason
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:58 am

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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Warbear » Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:59 am

True Order wrote:To me it's the complete and utter scum of the earth, polluting the minds of its watchers like the cars they preached about polluted the air.

But it's been funny seeing various individuals react to it.


Jontron being my favorite:

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The closest I will ever get to watching the movie is JonTron's review.
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby Jingle Males » Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:04 am

True Order wrote:To me it's the complete and utter scum of the earth, polluting the minds of its watchers like the cars they preached about polluted the air.


Geez True it's just a shitty movie that no one takes seriously...
I mean...
It's not a Michael Bay movie
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Re: Worst movie ever: Birdemic 2 trailer

Postby True Order » Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:32 pm

I feel like it's a movie made to troll.

Trolling means dysfunction

Dysfunction means time wasting

And yea, I also don't want to see this become a theme, like "purposefully bad movie" or something becomes a genre of its own. But at least in that case I can tell it's crap before seeing it.
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