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Oni's Back

Postby Onizaru » Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:58 pm

Back again. Got out of jail. Staying with friends.

I lost my car and all of the clothes I wasn't wearing. My house is filled with mold from spending the whole summer with no AC on. Thankfully I wasn't burglarized this time. Still owe two thosand dollars to the county even though I did time as well. Liscense is suspended. I have to get SR-22 insurance for the first six months after I get my license back . I'm grumpy and I have been fucked around with a lot. However, I am still around here to annoy you mother fuckers. Try and play some Minecraft till I find a job. Go on EBT. All that is out of the way.

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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Morpheus » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:02 pm

So should I be signing up for a news feed or are you going to make a thread everytime you change your socks again?
And welcome back, hope you can find a job soon.
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Onizaru » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:19 pm

Nah. Facebook is where you can find the news feed. Or Google+ . I just wanted to remind people that I am still around and think about you guys. I just missed out on posting while I was in county jail.
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Onizaru » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:20 pm

Oh Yeah. I wanted to find out if any of you guys ever spent time in jail.
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Mathias » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:27 pm

No.
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Tuor » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:29 pm

Hey, Oni. Welcome back
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Asmodai » Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:54 pm

Wait, jail? What'd you do?
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Princess » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:59 pm

Huh. Lost car and all of the clothes he wasn't wearing, house is filled with mold, owe two thosand dollars to the county, license is suspended, and has to get SR-22 insurance.

BUT MANAGES TO MAKE SURE INTERNET IS AVAILABLE!

Oh, Oni, you rapscallion!
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Tuor » Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:16 pm

I'm in love with the fact that you used the word rapscallion.
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Morpheus » Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:34 pm

Ha, I read that in Mables voice.
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Princess » Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:39 pm

:3
Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Onizaru » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:50 pm

I was charged with Driving under a suspended license third along with driving uninsured vehicle and expired tags. I had to serve 50 days for the DUS3rd then I had to be taken to Charleston County to serve 18 days for the first two DUS tickets that I never paid off. The license was suspended initially for not paying my taxes then for failure to pay traffic tickets.

Also. While I was at the Sheriff Al Cannon Detention Center, Sheriff Al Cannon himself was booked in for 3rd degree assault and battery. http://now.msn.com/sheriff-al-cannon-bo ... -after-him
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Vegedus » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:13 pm

... So is prison rape all it's cracked up to be?
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Princess » Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:26 pm

HAHAHAHA
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Riz » Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:57 pm

it's not rape if he wanted it
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Vegedus » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:57 pm

"community service"
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Mir@k » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:53 pm

Snafu's spam section is the best motherfucking sitcom i've ever seen.
I mean seriously we have all kinds of characters in here.
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Postby Mathias » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:45 pm

And some unfunny ones.
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:49 pm

Hah Haha
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Grey » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:56 am

you were in the big house?

is it as roomy as i've assumed?
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Onizaru » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:46 pm

@Grey. It is not roomy at all. I was locked up in a cell about the size of a parking space with a toilet, sink and bunkbed in it. In the cell 21 hours of the day. I've drawn diagrams but they are at home and I am not home ATM.

@Veg I was mostly locked up with ignorant kids (compared to me) so I never really felt like anyone was threatening me. Everyone there was extremely homophobic, they would only do on person in the showers at a time even though we only get 2 hours a day to wash for 100+ people on our tier. People were to afraid of snitches even if they did want to rape someone. They stuck more to stealing commisarry items. I was warned about what coming back to your room to find a honey bun on your pillow would mean though.

It doesn't have to be a honey bun but in prison someone would leave something on your pillow while you were away. They expect you to eat the treat they left assuming it was a gift. Later they would come by and ask where their honey bun is. You would say you ate it or lie about it. Then they would tell you that they want their honey bun back by the morning and they want that exact one back. Well now you can't give them that exact one because it is torn apart and digesting in your stomach and intestines.
Then you get raped. One guy holds you down, one guy watches the door, one guy rapes you. They take turns. Even if a homophobe hears that you snitched on them, being a snitch is literally the lowest thing you could be to them. Lower than a child molester. Although a child molester snitch rapist is probz lower. Then you go on PC.

Also don't make up slang because people will call you a liar and leave you leaking.

TL;DNR: You won't really get raped unless you are in state penn.
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Princess » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:58 pm

uh huh
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby narutodesu » Sat Sep 15, 2012 12:02 am

All I wanted me was a little corn bread
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Re: Oni's Back

Postby BeeAre » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:02 pm

narutodesu wrote:All I wanted me was a little corn bread


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Re: Oni's Back

Postby Riz » Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:13 pm

he was talking about Wild Bill I think
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