The only way you can be a Gold is when you don't want to ask if you do or don't want to be gold. Gold's are specially selected, and to those that don't say "Hey, can I be a Gold? I got blah blah blah". No, when people say "Hey, we were wondering if you wanted be become a Gold." That's when you know you've acquired the experience here to become a "role model" to the Snafu forums.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.