And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby Riz » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:31 pm

I don't even know what he bought but that was exciting!
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Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:45 pm

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Postby Mir@k » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:47 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:56 pm

Riz wrote:I don't even know what he bought but that was exciting!
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:13 pm

Hiryu wrote:
Riz wrote:I don't even know what he bought but that was exciting!
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:03 pm

Man, I have an hour to kill until Archer. And now that hockey's back I'm gonna have a hard time watching it every week.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:07 pm

Prime Minister said last year that the best solution for the economical crises was to emigrate.
This week he said that no one ever said such a thing. Politicians, gotta love 'em.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:16 pm

Best solution is to bail on the EU.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:20 pm

This episode of Archer is great.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:22 pm

Quick question.

Coworker drops sandwich at desk. She kinda half smiles, says she overpacked. Runs away.

Is this some sort of new prank?

I haven't touched the sandwich. I'm afraid it'll be rotten or something.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:28 pm

Smell it, inspect its contents, and nibble on it. If it passes, its good to go and she wants your junk.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:39 pm

Better not eat it until you've inspected it in a place where no one can see you.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:42 pm

This is strangely a kickass sandwich.

Hrm.

Goddamn.

I have to reciprocate her feelings, don't I?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Kkeellaacc » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:43 pm

Of course not
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:45 pm

Wouldn't it be kind?

I mean, trampling over one's emotions is sad.

I don't want to cause someone pain.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Kkeellaacc » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:46 pm

If she's kind to you, be kind to her. If she has romantic feelings for you, don't feel obligated to force romantic feelings for her
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:48 pm

Makes sense.

Besides, she just gave me a sandwich. It doesn't mean love.

K.

Might as well repay that kindness.

Hrm.

Maybe with coffee.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Blood Lord » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:57 pm

Good idea.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:00 pm

Did anyone watch Legit(the show that came on after Archer)?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:04 pm

@Yog: Maybe you don't have to do anything except verbally saying hey thanks for the sandwich and leave it at that.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:25 pm

Ugh just say thank you.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:26 pm

I don't know why you blow things like this out of proportion
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:28 pm

Because you internalize, he doesn't.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:31 pm

Someone gives him a sandwich and he has a connipition, I don't internalize anything like that
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:38 pm

Hey, I was just paranoid.

I mean, I've heard of office pranks before.

I was just wondering if the sandwich was one of them.

But yeah, I'll just say thank you.

Heh.
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