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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:22 pm

Goddamn.

That happened waaaaaayyy too much when I was going out with Sarah

Fuck.

It was awful, really.

Probably should've been a hint for me, in hindsight.

Plus, after I was done, she would keep going.

My god, I think the first time that happened, I almost had an aneurysm from the sensation.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:25 pm

A bunch of us also saying "gee it really doesn't seem like she cares what you want/Don't be forced into doing thing you don't want/ etc"

But you know, whatever

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:28 pm

Love is blind.

You guys were right, though.

I should've listened.

I think.

Sometimes I wonder if it could've worked.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:30 pm

Probably not, don't dwell on it

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:31 pm

No, don't wonder that, it's a bad road to travel down.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:32 pm

When i was in Caracas there was this girl who was horny all the time and was very naughty and dark and rough so i was always with my back all sore and bleeding and. and she liked it when placed my hands around her neck and squeezed a bit of life out her and stuff like that... i dont wanna have sex in at least a couple of months.

I dont know some of you were talking about sexual issues with the girlfriend, i honestly just skimmed without reading the whole thing cautiosly so i just added this like a dofus.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:36 pm

If it didn't work out then I doubt there was a way it could have.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:37 pm

Love.Dreamer wrote:When i was in Caracas there was this girl who was horny all the time and was very naughty and dark and rough so i was always with my back all sore and bleeding and. and she liked it when placed my hands around her neck and squeezed a bit of life out her and stuff like that... i dont wanna have sex in at least a couple of months.

I dont know some of you were talking about sexual issues with the girlfriend, i honestly just skimmed without reading the whole thing cautiosly so i just added this like a dofus.
It's basically on topic, haha. Don't worry.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:37 pm

I remember she wanted to try some shit with rope.

I ended up tied to the bedpost one time, and that ended with me arching my back so hard that I ended up throwing it out.

Goddamn.

I know it wouldn't have worked out, though.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:38 pm

Tuor wrote:
then gf shows up horny and leaves me gasping for air a while later before leaving just like that

Ugh, that has never happened to me


I feel like that's something I'd do often

"oh hey what're you doing here?"
"busy, got things to do, you're one of 'em"

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:41 pm

Tuor wrote:It's basically on topic, haha. Don't worry.


Oh alright.... that was this december btw my back still hurtsies. But at least i got even with her.

Also i always liked that straightforwardness of riz.

I forgot how to english i think

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:42 pm

Yog wrote:I remember she wanted to try some shit with rope.

I ended up tied to the bedpost one time, and that ended with me arching my back so hard that I ended up throwing it out.

Goddamn.

I know it wouldn't have worked out, though.

That's a different kind of pain, that's one you can't safeword your way out of.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:43 pm

Love.Dreamer wrote:Also i always liked that straightforwardness of riz.


I don't pussyfoot around when it comes to my pussy

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:45 pm

also your god is penis.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:45 pm

Ah. Safewords.

Her's was meow. Mine was going to be uncle, but all I could manage most of the time was unc.

Sometimes she said meow with no intention of stopping. I don't think she ever really intended on ever needing a safeword.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:47 pm

Yog wrote:Sometimes she said meow with no intention of stopping. I don't think she ever really intended on ever needing a safeword.


This reminds me to one of my best friends... she always said i was a magnet for psycho women.
She is a wise matron.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:52 pm

Well, this is dandy. A law has been passed to censure internet, much like the one from China.
Inb4riots.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:53 pm

What's the law? I didn't hear anything about a law like that anytime recently.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:55 pm

It's a law in Portugal I assume, so I'm not surprised.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:55 pm

Yeah, what Tuor said.
Government decides what we get to see, meaning there will be no freedom of posting what we want. Which is just a way to take down everything and anything that is against them.

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:02 pm

I want chocolate

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:03 pm

mmmm chocolate

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:04 pm

no really

i have the megamunchies..

i want choklit so much

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:07 pm

Flash

Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:09 pm

I have 3 bags of spicy Doritos, 4 bars of chocolate with chesnut cream and 2 litters of Kola and 10 grams of weed.
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