And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:22 pm

Goddamn.

That happened waaaaaayyy too much when I was going out with Sarah

Fuck.

It was awful, really.

Probably should've been a hint for me, in hindsight.

Plus, after I was done, she would keep going.

My god, I think the first time that happened, I almost had an aneurysm from the sensation.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:25 pm

A bunch of us also saying "gee it really doesn't seem like she cares what you want/Don't be forced into doing thing you don't want/ etc"

But you know, whatever
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:28 pm

Love is blind.

You guys were right, though.

I should've listened.

I think.

Sometimes I wonder if it could've worked.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:30 pm

Probably not, don't dwell on it
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:31 pm

No, don't wonder that, it's a bad road to travel down.
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:32 pm

When i was in Caracas there was this girl who was horny all the time and was very naughty and dark and rough so i was always with my back all sore and bleeding and. and she liked it when placed my hands around her neck and squeezed a bit of life out her and stuff like that... i dont wanna have sex in at least a couple of months.

I dont know some of you were talking about sexual issues with the girlfriend, i honestly just skimmed without reading the whole thing cautiosly so i just added this like a dofus.
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Postby Kkeellaacc » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:36 pm

If it didn't work out then I doubt there was a way it could have.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:37 pm

Love.Dreamer wrote:When i was in Caracas there was this girl who was horny all the time and was very naughty and dark and rough so i was always with my back all sore and bleeding and. and she liked it when placed my hands around her neck and squeezed a bit of life out her and stuff like that... i dont wanna have sex in at least a couple of months.

I dont know some of you were talking about sexual issues with the girlfriend, i honestly just skimmed without reading the whole thing cautiosly so i just added this like a dofus.
It's basically on topic, haha. Don't worry.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:37 pm

I remember she wanted to try some shit with rope.

I ended up tied to the bedpost one time, and that ended with me arching my back so hard that I ended up throwing it out.

Goddamn.

I know it wouldn't have worked out, though.
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Postby Riz » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:38 pm

Tuor wrote:
then gf shows up horny and leaves me gasping for air a while later before leaving just like that

Ugh, that has never happened to me


I feel like that's something I'd do often

"oh hey what're you doing here?"
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:41 pm

Tuor wrote:It's basically on topic, haha. Don't worry.


Oh alright.... that was this december btw my back still hurtsies. But at least i got even with her.

Also i always liked that straightforwardness of riz.

I forgot how to english i think
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:42 pm

Yog wrote:I remember she wanted to try some shit with rope.

I ended up tied to the bedpost one time, and that ended with me arching my back so hard that I ended up throwing it out.

Goddamn.

I know it wouldn't have worked out, though.

That's a different kind of pain, that's one you can't safeword your way out of.
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Postby Riz » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:43 pm

Love.Dreamer wrote:Also i always liked that straightforwardness of riz.


I don't pussyfoot around when it comes to my pussy
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:45 pm

also your god is penis.
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Postby Yog-Sothoth » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:45 pm

Ah. Safewords.

Her's was meow. Mine was going to be uncle, but all I could manage most of the time was unc.

Sometimes she said meow with no intention of stopping. I don't think she ever really intended on ever needing a safeword.
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:47 pm

Yog wrote:Sometimes she said meow with no intention of stopping. I don't think she ever really intended on ever needing a safeword.


This reminds me to one of my best friends... she always said i was a magnet for psycho women.
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:52 pm

Well, this is dandy. A law has been passed to censure internet, much like the one from China.
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Postby Jasthn » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:53 pm

What's the law? I didn't hear anything about a law like that anytime recently.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:55 pm

It's a law in Portugal I assume, so I'm not surprised.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:55 pm

Yeah, what Tuor said.
Government decides what we get to see, meaning there will be no freedom of posting what we want. Which is just a way to take down everything and anything that is against them.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:02 pm

I want chocolate
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:03 pm

mmmm chocolate
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:04 pm

no really

i have the megamunchies..

i want choklit so much
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Postby Love.Dreamer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:09 pm

I have 3 bags of spicy Doritos, 4 bars of chocolate with chesnut cream and 2 litters of Kola and 10 grams of weed.
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