And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:26 pm

Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:27 pm

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called..."The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:28 pm

"Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and replaced by the benevolent general Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Girl."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:28 pm

The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:29 pm

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me—so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:29 pm

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:30 pm

"Now, in the spirit of the season, start shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:30 pm

"Are you talking to me?"

"No, my son is also named Bort."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:31 pm

You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:32 pm

"Oh, pardon me, Santos—if that is your real name, Bart Simpson—but your phony credit card is no good here. Now make like my pants, and split."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:34 pm

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"Now wait a minute, j-j-just a second here...no no...I-I don't have your money here, it's at Bill's house... and Fred's house!"
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:37 pm

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:38 pm

Dyslexia, Duffman's secret shame!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:38 pm

"'Implied,' Lisa, or 'implode?'"
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:38 pm

Please do not offer my god a peanut.
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Postby Hiryu » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:39 pm

"Duffman can never die! Only the actors who play him!"
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:40 pm

Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:41 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:42 pm

"This babies called "The Withstandinator". It will take a 6 megaton blast no more, no less."

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:42 pm

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:44 pm

"Oh, I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money!?"
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:45 pm

Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:46 pm

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"Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?"

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