And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:01 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:02 pm

Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:04 pm

Stupid sexy Flanders.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:04 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention!
(From the same episode)

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:05 pm

Ahoy hoy?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:05 pm

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"BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?"
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:08 pm

Bart: And since I like you so much, I'll even do it pro boner.

Skinner: Don't you mean pro bono?

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:10 pm

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"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:11 pm

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:17 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:18 pm

"Don Homer, my son he-"
"Ah, ah, ah. Molto bene."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:18 pm

Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:19 pm

I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
Tuor: Stuff is our resident, hot mess, alcoholic.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:19 pm

To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Princess » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:20 pm

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:20 pm

Duffman can’t breathe! OH NO!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:21 pm

"That's the kind of man I need on my team, Smithers. A real scrapper. A self-made man, like me. Bring this Grimes fellow to me. I want to make him my Executive Vice President."

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:21 pm

Oh, “meltdown”. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an “unrequested fission surplus”.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:23 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:23 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:25 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:25 pm

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Yog » Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:25 pm

"Oh… Well, lots of people shoot Apu. It’s just a $100 fine now."
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