And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:26 pm

You're assuming that mir came right out and said "hey I want to get in your pants", the mere wording of which suggests there's a challenge to it which suggests that she's not open to just fucking right off the bat for kicks
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:33 pm

Yeah yeah, safe to think that that first part of mine was a bit rubbish in this situation. I've known too many women who are like that I guess.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:37 pm

At some point or another, we decide to get into someone's pants. Mirak just ain't playing around and going straight to the point.


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Postby The Mad Doctor » Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:44 pm

An early birthday present for me, would be any thing fun.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:18 pm

Mir@k wrote:I was supposed to meet up with this chick with nice everything that ive been trying to woo my way into her pants. And her pants only, i don't care saying that. But she stood me up. I don't feel the least bit sad or sorry because now i've got time to go for a pack of jelly bellies. cAn't wait to know her excuse though.

I got stood up too Mir, kinda sucks but it's whatever. Those Jelly bellies sound good though.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:44 pm

Mr. Sefrol wrote:Yeah yeah, safe to think that that first part of mine was a bit rubbish in this situation. I've known too many women who are like that I guess.
yeah wtf. no dude i didn't go and ask her to sex with me.

I've just been really nice to her and she's demonstrated a fair bit of flirt that allows me to know wether i'm getting close or not.
Anyway i got my fruit bowl flavored jelly bellies so i'm happy anyway.

Heh, first three that came out were green apple, watermelon and sunkist tangerine.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:46 pm

Millo wrote:
Mir@k wrote:I was supposed to meet up with this chick with nice everything that ive been trying to woo my way into her pants. And her pants only, i don't care saying that. But she stood me up. I don't feel the least bit sad or sorry because now i've got time to go for a pack of jelly bellies. cAn't wait to know her excuse though.

I got stood up too Mir, kinda sucks but it's whatever. Those Jelly bellies sound good though.
I don't think there's a comparison other than we both got stood up but your case seems worse from what i read in the threaphy thread, mine was just a "hey wanna hang out today sure oh she didn't come lol jelly bellies".
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:47 pm

It's eh, to be honest I wasn't really that torn up about it. But it's cool that you can just shrug it off.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:54 pm

I'm fairly certain there are thousand of women who would easily get some Mir in them so im not the least bit worried.
Everyone should live with that mindset because it's pretty true- even if you think you're not at a certain league you'd be surprised how many women see men as more than just face and body. I personally have a pretty slim and muscle-less body, but am aware my face is quite handsome and i'm pretty good at words and treating women. There was this one time when in jr high i liked a girl that i thought was pretty out of my league. Tall, slender, white skin, prettiest fucking face i had ever seen and super popular. Turns out we ended up together because she liked my way of talking with women and because i knew how to bake cookies.

You just have to focus on your strong points, then you learn how the phrase "there's lot of fish in the sea" is true, for both men and women.
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Postby Millo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:55 pm

No yeah I agree, I'm not the prettiest boy nor the ugliest but I'm fucking thankful i have a good sense of humor, it really helps.
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Postby tonightscake » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:00 pm

I've never known the loving affections brought by a jelly belly. How are they exactly?
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Postby Mir@k » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:10 pm

Like a sweet, then raspy, then bland caress in your tongue.
I really couldn't do them justice because i adore them despite being actually a bit crap lol
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Postby Mir@k » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:10 pm

But the flavor combinations really are super great
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:11 pm

I met Charles Barkley today. Guy was super nice.
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Postby Tenshi Nova » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:37 pm

Basketball player?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:46 pm

Mir@k wrote:yeah wtf. no dude i didn't go and ask her to sex with me.

... What? I'm just... what? I never said that at all.

WHAT? No. That's stupid. You don't just... Why would you think I said that's what you did?

Never mind. I'm not even going to worry anymore because this:



It made me smile and nothing is going to get rid of it today.

Anyone know any more good sax music off the top of their heads that they'd like to recommend?
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:49 pm

That was the first time I've ever seen a holding the stick penalty called and it was to prevent being speared. Fucking refs!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:50 pm

when the sax kicks in here it's amazing

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:53 pm

when was the first time you saw sax guy dude
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tenshi Nova » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:02 pm

I think it was about a year ago. I heard Katy Perry's Last Friday Night, and tried to look up more sax music. I found epic sax guy :3
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:06 pm

seriously one year ago

this shit is from 2010.
oh well it's still cool
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tenshi Nova » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:07 pm

I've heard the sax part before, just hadn't seen the man :3
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:21 pm

I don't remember how long ago it's been since I first heard it. Think it was when it first got popular and people were making vids and websites that had just the sax guy playing.
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Postby Grey » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:36 pm

i had to look up what eurovision contest it was to find the least conspicuous video

i couldn't post a link to "epic sax man 10 hours" and stay convincing, could i?
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