And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:35 am

Riz wrote:I'll just take this opportunity to say that I love how erections look in boxers/boxer briefs

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As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Guardian » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:36 am

That's suppose to be something new? I thought she posted something like that about every time she was on...

But yeah, okay.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:37 am

... I guess not.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:38 am

Millo wrote:I don't understand the hate on briefs. I mean I like using both but I don't get why you can't enjoy Briefs

Because constriction man, or whatever excuses. I actually dislike boxers because I don't like freeswinging.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:39 am

briefs cause deformed sperm and boxers don't hold in the beast well enough

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:39 am

I wear boxers with undies. Good combo.
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:40 am

I'd be cool with deformed sperm.

That's just redundant.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:40 am

layering your underwear is the latest fad
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:41 am

Latest, I knew guys who were doing it like a decade ago.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Guardian » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:42 am

Mhm
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:43 am

First I've heard of it.
Have you tried turn it off and on again?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:45 am

Whatis6times9 wrote:Latest, I knew guys who were doing it like a decade ago.


really????? what the fuck. why would such a stupid idea last so long
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:47 am

Randori wrote:I wear boxers with undies. Good combo.

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:50 am

Riz wrote:
Whatis6times9 wrote:Latest, I knew guys who were doing it like a decade ago.


really????? what the fuck. why would such a stupid idea last so long

I'm from a major city, I went to high school during the peak of the sagging trend. So guys wore boxers for the aesthetic but boxer briefs for the comfort.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:53 am

Ah, that's the rationale
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:54 am

EagleMan wrote:
Randori wrote:I wear boxers with undies. Good combo.

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:54 am

ahahahhahahahaa ohhhhhh so it's not like extra protection for a shart or something
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:55 am

There's no protection really possible unless you shove a sock in your ass. The extra layer of boxer material isn't saving you.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:57 am

I wouldn't know, I've never experienced a shart
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:59 am

Riz wrote:ahahahhahahahaa ohhhhhh so it's not like extra protection for a shart or something

That too. Sort of like a 2nd shell.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:59 am

I don't trust anyone who hasn't shit themselves at least once.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:00 am

well luckily for you everyone has, when they were babies
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:00 am

I mean like after the age of 13.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:01 am

kind of concerned that 13 is the cut off and not way younger
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Dec 04, 2013 1:02 am

I've shit myself after 13 about... 2-3 times?
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