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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:17 am

Which way you do y'all tuck, I go left because

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:17 am

Riz wrote:like, I've seen my fair share of dicks that aren't little bitty things when they're flaccid so I don't know if that counts as a shower? because they get even bigger.

showers aren't full size, they just don't grow much

interestingly flaccid size has practically zero correlation on erect size

I wonder why nature would do such a kooky thing

However I guess you don't see them lying around flaccid too much as a woman, probably typically only in the erect state with maybe some flaccidity if the guy can't get it up or you see him post coitus, but even then flaccid length can vary a lot for guys depending on the temperature or their state of arousal, even if the arousal doesn't result in an erection it can affect flaccid length
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:18 am

then I guess I've seen a couple showers. I know, hard to believe that a guy can't be hard around me at all times.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:20 am

I mentioned the arousal thing affecting it because a guy might already be aroused some even if not erect by the time he gets his pants off, so he might have not much further left to go by that point.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:21 am

I am aware of the "half-mast" concept. I've seen lazy, completely flaccid dicks just hanging out because casual nudity with someone is nice
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:22 am

Tuor wrote:Which way you do y'all tuck, I go left because

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:23 am

oh ok then you've probably seen it all

I don't think others are eager to participate in this conversation though

also that poor feller
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:23 am

I tuck right
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:24 am

EagleMan wrote:oh ok then you've probably seen it all

I don't think others are eager to participate in this conversation though

also that poor feller

Too bad
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:25 am

No one is answering because they don't want to own up to their shortcomings.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:25 am

I can't comment on your thread though Tuor because I haven't had sex
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:26 am

but it has nothing to do with sex, just which side of your pants do you tuck your junk?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:26 am

Whatis6times9 wrote:No one is answering because they don't want to own up to their shortcomings.

What was the question anyways?



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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:28 am

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:29 am

righty tighty
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:29 am

Whatis6times9 wrote:No one is answering because they don't want to own up to their shortcomings.

Wait, do some people not have to pick a side?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:30 am

Briefs make you neutral
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:31 am

Terrible, just terrible
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:31 am

Tuor wrote:
Whatis6times9 wrote:No one is answering because they don't want to own up to their shortcomings.

Wait, do some people not have to pick a side?


they don't like to admit it so it's not well known
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:32 am

Tuor wrote:
Whatis6times9 wrote:No one is answering because they don't want to own up to their shortcomings.

Wait, do some people not have to pick a side?

I think he meant in regards to the size discussion, the most obvious way to chime in would be to mention your own length and how it can vary but no one wants to be seen as a liar if they say they're big and no one wants to say it if they're small.

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:33 am

So boxer briefs are neutral?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:34 am

I'll just take this opportunity to say that I love how erections look in boxers/boxer briefs

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:34 am

What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or are they just born with a heart full of neutrality?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:35 am

Whatis6times9 wrote:So boxer briefs are neutral?

No, because I wear those
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:35 am

I don't understand the hate on briefs. I mean I like using both but I don't get why you can't enjoy Briefs
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