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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:38 pm

WELL SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE MUCH THERE (Asians)
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:38 pm

(or at least, the one asian that I've seen the armpits of)
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:39 pm

Tuor wrote:Oh well ya, duh

To both arm pits and butt? Or just armpits?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:40 pm

Millo wrote:What about your butt crack?

Okay, so we're going there I'm guessing?

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:41 pm

i have absolutely no hair on my upper arms and I thought that was normal for everyone until someone asked me if I shaved them
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:42 pm

I thought it was for most girls
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:43 pm

I have male friends with little to no hair on their upper arms.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:43 pm

Tuor wrote:I thought it was for most girls


it was a girl who asked me so idk. she didn't have a lot of hair on her upper arms but it was present.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:46 pm

Girls are weird.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:48 pm

What's up with vaginas looking different? Shit is confusing some times.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:51 pm

Randori wrote:Girls are weird.


I know right what's up with these boobs and lack of external genitalia
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:52 pm

to be fair I also just described a REALLY fat guy
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:53 pm

Hahaha a really fat guy who hasn't seen his dick since last month?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:54 pm

Riz wrote:to be fair I also just described a REALLY fat guy

When it's really cold.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:54 pm

Like a fat guy after swimming
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:55 pm

Randori wrote:Hahaha a really fat guy who hasn't seen his dick since last month?


try since last decade

it's turned into an innie
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:55 pm

Like a fat guy going through the frozen isle.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:57 pm

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:58 pm

Hahahaha oh god... hah... ohhh... that was good.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:59 pm

Tuor wrote:Image

it concerns me that a lot of women might not actually understand that

or maybe they've only seen showers and not growers
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:02 am

I've never seen a shower (as long as that's meaning the size doesn't change much from flaccid to hard)
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby EagleMan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:09 am

they're out there
lurking
with giant unwieldy bulges in their pants

most guys are growers though, about 4/5 apparently
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:11 am

like, I've seen my fair share of dicks that aren't little bitty things when they're flaccid so I don't know if that counts as a shower? because they get even bigger.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:13 am

EagleMan wrote:most guys are growers though, about 4/5 apparently

*raises hand*
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Millo » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:14 am

I heard Liam Neeson has a pretty huge dick.
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