And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:58 pm

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Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:01 pm

Rockstar seems to get the funniest glitches probably because they focus on the game breakers and might actually leave funny ones in.
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:04 pm

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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:27 pm

Growing up, whenever I had a question related to homework, my aunt and my mother would tell me to look it up on a dictionary or an encyclopedia.
If you people could see the smug look I give them everytime they ask something computer related and I tell them to look it up on google...
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Postby Tuor » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:40 pm

Haha, oh Hiryu, you vindictive bastard
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Postby Vampire Hiryu » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:46 pm

You reap what you sow, my friend.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:29 pm

Grey wrote:
Randori wrote:I wanna play GTA V to look at how they made Los Santos. Would love to see places there I know.
I just did a drug deal where i had to pick up at CJ's house. CJ ain't there but shit went bad and we had to fight our way out of grove street.

I'm trying to think how that post would relate to mine.
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:32 pm

I want to go see if that Sprunk sign is still busted
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Postby Hiroko » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:44 pm

Randori wrote:
Grey wrote:
Randori wrote:I wanna play GTA V to look at how they made Los Santos. Would love to see places there I know.
I just did a drug deal where i had to pick up at CJ's house. CJ ain't there but shit went bad and we had to fight our way out of grove street.

I'm trying to think how that post would relate to mine.


They're both relating to GTA V and Los Santos, Randori. There's a mission in GTA V where you end up visiting Grove Street where CJ, the protagonist of GTA: San Andreas (which features Los Santos), used to live.
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:49 pm

I can't wait to see what they are gonna to Vice City.
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Postby EagleMan » Fri Sep 27, 2013 4:05 pm

Randori wrote:I wanna play GTA V to look at how they made Los Santos. Would love to see places there I know.

It's done pretty well. You'll definitely have a sense of familiarity.
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Postby Fummoffu » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:09 pm

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Let me guess...you did something with your hair, Whatis?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Q.U. » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:12 pm

So, my car broke down recently and I had to have the engine starter replaced.

Now I noticed that in the meantime a very busy spider had moved into the car.

I'm not okay with this.

What do?

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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:15 pm

I seriously hope that's just an exaggerated picture you found... Because otherwise fire is your only option.
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Postby Q.U. » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:17 pm

It's not a picture of it. As I said, the spider moved "into" the car. Which is worse imho. Clearing some cobweb off the outside is one thing, getting the bastards out of the inside is tough.
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Postby Fummoffu » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:17 pm

There's only one thing to do, learn the language of the spider, earn their trust, and breed with their women. And in time your differences will be forgotten.
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Postby Jasthn » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:18 pm

Q.U. wrote:I'm not okay with this.

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Postby Q.U. » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:20 pm

@Fummo
Yeah, I figured. I already started to listen to their songs.

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(By which I mean I got cobweb on my face and ears when I sat inside. There are few sensations that could be worse than feeling cobweb all over your face.)
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Postby Fummoffu » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:22 pm

Kinky. Rub some on your chest.
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Postby MERASMUS! » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:23 pm

Q.U. wrote:So, my car broke down recently and I had to have the engine starter replaced.

Now I noticed that in the meantime a very busy spider had moved into the car.

I'm not okay with this.

What do?

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Postby Q.U. » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:24 pm

Fummofu wrote:Kinky. Rub some on your chest.

Well, it is basically their ass-jizz, so I can see how that works. But still...

Every goddamn time I kill one of these bastards more come over and weave. Why my car?




I'm beginning to realise this may be the arachnid retaliation I've had coming all these years. It's not my fault that I burned those spiders' legs... Their legs EXPLODED when heated. And I was like 10. And all those spiders I've imprisoned in bottles can't complain. Not only did I feed them flies, nearly all of them eventually weaved their way back out of the bottle since I never put a lid on it.
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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:26 pm

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Still my favorite spider gif.
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Postby Tuor » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:29 pm

There's a couple spiders that live behind my side mirrors, it's kinda annoying.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:33 pm

Really? I dunno how long it's been there or if it's an offspring, but I've had one living on my right side mirror for a couple of years now.
I even place sugar on the web to attract meals for it.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:33 pm

I saved a spider outside my house. It then made a beautiful cobweb near the door. . Sadly, mom killed it.
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