And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby Asmodai » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:18 pm

Sure, blame technology for your own ineptitude
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:20 pm

Shhhhhhhhhhh. Shut up, Asmo
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Asmodai » Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:54 pm

What was that website where you could view a website from a specific time period? I know someone posted that here on SNAFU
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Q.U. » Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:01 pm

It's come a long way, hasn't it? This forum.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:39 pm

Woot sampler case.
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Postby Tuor » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:41 pm

Woo! I got a sampler case last weekend from the beer club I joined at the local beer store.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:45 pm

I need to jump on when Joe Sixpack does his next one. It got Fegley's and it has a blueberry, wit, porter, pale ale, and something called hop explosion and knuckleball.
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Postby Maru » Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:20 pm

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Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:12 pm

So the pale ale sucks and the knuckleball is meh. The porter is really nice, the blueberry is weirdly great and the wit is good.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:01 am

Oh man, blueberry sounds like it'd be interesting. I'm gonna peruse my sampler when I get back, I forget what's in it
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:07 am

The hop explosion is about as bad as the other pale ale.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:10 am

Just from the name I would have steered clear of that one, personally, haha
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:17 am

It's an IPA, I like hops when it doesn't taste like I'm chewing pine needles and grapefruit rinds.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Asmodai » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:00 am

Is it just me, or has there been a lot of booze talk as of late? Moreso than usual...

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Postby Jingle Males » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:31 am

Today I accidentaly ate molded bread
My stomach hasn't been the same since
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby noxux » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:05 am

How long has it been expired?
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Postby Jasthn » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:55 am

I don't think there is an expiration date. Kind of just throw it away whenever it's stale.
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Postby Fievel » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:17 am

MarshMaleo wrote:Today I accidentaly ate molded bread
My stomach hasn't been the same since

That sounds like a lot of fun.
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:19 am

I once ate 4 pieces of expired chicken.
Oh the horrors I went through those dreadful hours...
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:21 am

Most of the time expiration dates are set as a safe sell by date. But most of them last a few days longer than what they say or even longer, things like vinegar have expiration dates even though vinegar doesn't expire.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:26 am

Same goes with Honey, right?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:44 am

I think that's right, ya
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:53 am

Most forms of sugar are stable if kept sealed and away from heat.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:05 pm

A rad chick in my museology class was wearing a hat today that said "Comme de Fuckdown", kinda made me wish that I wore hats so I could justify finding out where she got it and buying it
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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