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Postby EagleMan » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:13 am

If anything bee stings should become rarer seeing as the bee population is collapsing.
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Postby Princess » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:17 am

GOOD.


Stupid fuck. I don't even know what kind of bee it was. I was minding my own business, just sitting there, and boom.. pain right under my right shoulder. It still hurts. :|
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Postby noxux » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:22 am

Hornets are alot worse than bees.
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Postby Princess » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:24 am

I was stung by one of those when I was little. Right by my eye. I still have the scar.
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Postby Exodis » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:25 am

I've seen wasps and bees near my house. I'm not really scared of them. I, strangely, say "Why hello there mr. bee, mr. wasp! Don't mind me, just strollin' around!"
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Postby EagleMan » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:27 am

I've never gotten stung before. Once in middle school me and some guys were messing with a bee hive. The swarm appears. We run. It doesn't matter how fast you run, only that you're faster than the other guy. I won.

Stuff you might've encountered an Africanized honey bee. These are the real pricks. The European honey bee tends to be pretty chill and only sting when you present some sort of threat but the Africanized ones are very aggressive and will chase you for a long time. If you dunk underwater they'll also wait for you.

Randori if you actually do know of a hive of wild honey bees, it might be good of you to call some beekeepers down. The collapsing of the bee population is quite serious and it's starting to seriously affect the ability to cheaply grow many crops. Also never say hello to a wasp.
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Postby noxux » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:30 am

Not even bees or hornets like Randori.
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Postby Exodis » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:30 am

It's not there's a hive near my house, they just appear near my house.
Also, the wasp is a bit of a prick... I hear he's mean.
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Postby Princess » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:33 am

Bleh. Anything that buzzes needs to stay away. Except cicadas. They're awesome.
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Postby Exodis » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:36 am

Not all things that buzz are insects, y'know...
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Postby Princess » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:38 am

YOU GET WHAT I MEAN, SIR.
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Postby Exodis » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:40 am

I get it, I get it... sheesh.
Anywho, have you tried anything to remove the pain of the bee sting?
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Postby Tenshi Nova » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:50 am

In Pennsylvania, while I was visiting my cousin.

I watched a small swarm of bees moving into their birdhouse. There was an ant hill nearby. I got to watch an ant vs bee fight, was awesome. Watching bees smack the ground, and the ants cling onto the bees, making them smack into nearby trees.
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Postby EagleMan » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:52 am

Eusocial creatures fighting other eusocial creatures is a spectacle of nature.
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Postby Princess » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:53 am

I have this ointment thing, but it wears off quickly.


and jfc bees are crazy.
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Postby Exodis » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:00 am

Tenshi Nova wrote:In Pennsylvania, while I was visiting my cousin.

I watched a small swarm of bees moving into their birdhouse. There was an ant hill nearby. I got to watch an ant vs bee fight, was awesome. Watching bees smack the ground, and the ants cling onto the bees, making them smack into nearby trees.

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Postby Princess » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:01 am

That actually reminds me of this time I saw a huge spider, fight this tiny wasp. The spider seemed to have the upper hand, but then the bee stung the spider, picked him up, and flew off.

I sat there like D8
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Postby Tenshi Nova » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:02 am

The ants won out in that battle. My uncle won the war with a hose.
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Postby Hiroko » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:08 am

I've never been stung by a bee...but they do seem to be attracted to me. x-x;;; Two particularly weird instances come to mind.

Once when I was little, I was walking to my grandma's house, and a bee just randomly flew over and landed on the back of my right hand and just...sat there. Scared me really badly 'cause I was worried that if I did anything, it'd sting me. It didn't, though, as after a while it just flew away.

Another instance I remember was about a year or two ago when I was over at a birthday party, and this one bee kept following me, and at one point clung to my chest and wouldn't leave for a long time. >_o;
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Postby noxux » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:13 am

I actually have a hive of wasps a couple of years ago but then me and my brother throw water to it, the wasps flew away and never come back... that was a good day.
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Postby Exodis » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:16 am

Haha the bee was on Hiroko like "Honey, I love you~"
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Postby EagleMan » Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:21 am

Was that purposeful
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Postby The Mad Doctor » Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:51 am

I never got stung or bitten by anything other than mosquitos.
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Postby Mathias » Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:36 am

I was playing disc golf with my roommates yesterday and one of their discs landing beside a fallen hornets' nest. He knew it was there because previously, a friend of his had chucked a log into it. He said it must've been karma for hs disc to have landed there. Thankfully, no one was punctured.
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Postby Mir@k » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:53 am

Ive only been stung once, by honeybee, on my armpit. :c

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