And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Princess » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:27 pm

I swear to god, that Russian leader, Putin, is the next Hitler.
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Postby Brax4 » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:28 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Male loves his Jerk whether it be chicken of cock.


Well, judging by the face he posted, I guess it seems he also likes autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:31 pm

MarshMaleo wrote::mummy:

What is this even supposed to mean?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:31 pm

Brax4 wrote:Nah, it never effects me really. I've never felt sick or light-headed after giving blood.

I always hear about people having rough experiences after it though.

My mom likes to do community service and such, especially when she was younger. She tried giving blood 3 times, fainted each time and felt terrible after, so she gave up
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:49 pm

Stuffaluffagus wrote:I swear to god, that Russian leader, Putin, is the next Hitler.
bitch i'm the next hitler

he's the next goebel or however you spell that
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:50 pm

i keep havin shots of johnny walker black label

shit is a terrible whiskey, hence why i'm drinking it in shots

someone tell me why i should go to bed rather than keep up with this shit
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:38 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:47 pm

Grey wrote:i keep havin shots of johnny walker black label

shit is a terrible whiskey, hence why i'm drinking it in shots

someone tell me why i should go to bed rather than keep up with this shit

I can't think of a reason
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:51 pm

I'm on a ferry right now, the sun is setting in hues of light blue fading to pale, mist orange, and the mountains are dark blue, almost indigo silahouettes
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Princess » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:02 pm

I'm at my sister's with the baby. And the internet sux.
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:16 pm

Tuor wrote:I'm on a ferry right now, the sun is setting in hues of light blue fading to pale, mist orange, and the mountains are dark blue, almost indigo silahouettes

That sounded like a perfect time to take a picture
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:34 pm

Guys.

I found a word that rhymes with orange...

Sporange (n): A single-celled or many-celled structure in which spores are produced, as in fungi, algae, mosses, and ferns.

This amuses me.
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Postby Jingle Males » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:38 pm

Now make a poem with the word orange.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:49 pm

MarshMaleo wrote:
Tuor wrote:I'm on a ferry right now, the sun is setting in hues of light blue fading to pale, mist orange, and the mountains are dark blue, almost indigo silahouettes

That sounded like a perfect time to take a picture

Ya, really made me wish I had a camera
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Q.U. » Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:20 am

>2013
>No camera in phone.
>Or not carrying phone with him.
Really...

Mr. Sefrol wrote:Guys.

I found a word that rhymes with orange...

Sporange (n): A single-celled or many-celled structure in which spores are produced, as in fungi, algae, mosses, and ferns.

This amuses me.

And you only find that word now? You're such a triploblast.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:25 am

Ya, I don't have an sd card for my phone, trololo
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:38 am

I'm sorry I haven't lived up to your expectations, Q.U. The world kinda makes it a thing that nothing rhymes with it, so I didn't question it.

And aren't we all just beings with so many layers? Tis a time to recognize we are so much alike in the simplest of ways... Thank you for reminding me of such, Q.U.
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Postby True Order » Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:01 am

A pity that humans can't survive long after having a layer or two peeled off.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Q.U. » Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:11 am

Fun fact:
When your mom's egg got fertilised by your dad's sperm, the cell divided in half several times to end up with 32 cells. Then it began to cavitate, a hole began forming in one place that tunnelled it's way to the other side, making you a doughnut, basically. This first formation was your digestive tract, which is the tube you as a human are built around. That's when you became a triploblast developing 3 layers of cells.
Now for some species, the cavitation starts at what later becomes the mouth and goes to the place that ends up being the anus, but for others it goes the other way around. And all humans, are the other kind. So basically, when you were very young, you were nothing but a 32-celled triploblast with a butthole, and nothing else, and that butthole later tunnelled all the way to your mouth.

That is why, I feel no regret when saying: You're all assholes.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tenshi Nova » Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:41 am

So are you, plus you have no proof that I'm human. :D
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby The Mad Doctor » Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:55 am

You're on earth and on a computer. You understand human language and write it. I'm on a ship thats bigger on the inside and has tons of human computers and a telepathic translation circuit. I, in fact, was supposed to land in 2015. My ship keeps doing that. Landing in the wrong place.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:36 am

uuuuuugggggghhhhhhh stop roleplaying that you're dr. who
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Asmodai » Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:02 am

Ban him, he's not listening to the mods!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hiryu » Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:07 am

CHANGE HIS NAME AGAINST HIS WILL!
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby noxux » Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:10 am

CHANGE IT TO DOCTORWHAT
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