And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Postby Grey » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:53 pm

how you gonna have a tv smaller than my dick

that's ridiculous
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:59 pm

Ikr? We could make anything on that screen look like it was in widescreen format
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Spoopy Princess » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:02 pm

Hahahaha



Does anyone like Fireball whiskey?
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:05 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:Please. We all know sheep are the ones that are going to take over. Huddling in groups all the time, I ain't fuckin' stupid. I know they plottin'!

It'll be the pigs, but after a while they'll start to look like us.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:07 pm

No it's bears.
I mean look they are already smart enough to use computers...
And the english language.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:09 pm

some dude gave me a shot of fireball whiskey a few weeks back

it's like aniseedy, right?

i don't like aniseed.

i like scotch.
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Postby Grey » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:10 pm

Male wrote:No it's bears.
I mean look they are already smart enough to use computers...
And the english language.
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Postby Spoopy Princess » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:10 pm

Reminds me of Big Red gum.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:13 pm

Grey wrote:some dude gave me a shot of fireball whiskey a few weeks back

it's like aniseedy, right?

i don't like aniseed.

i like scotch.

I tried fireball once and I wasn't prepared for the cinnamon
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:14 pm

Male wrote:No it's bears.
I mean look they are already smart enough to use computers...
And the english language.

We already did, we just have very thick accents.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hana » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:46 pm

I just got my cat stoned...
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:51 pm

Did the cat go like this?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:52 pm

Mine drown the mice in the water bowl.
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Postby Hana » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:00 pm

No, his pupils just go SUPER HUGE and he goes into ULTRA HUNTER mode.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Grey » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:10 pm

Tuor wrote:I tried fireball once and I wasn't prepared for the cinnamon
oh shit that was cinnamon i was thinkin of another thing

i tried a few things that night, a lot of which i don't remember the name

there was this walnut thing, though

frangelico i think

that was nice
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Postby Tuor » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:14 pm

Frangelico is good, I like the bottle shape
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:16 pm

Hana wrote:No, his pupils just go SUPER HUGE and he goes into ULTRA HUNTER mode.

So... like this?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:29 pm

This is pretty cool. Free alternate Bioshock Infinite covers are available and they're free!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Hana » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:11 am

Grey wrote:there was this walnut thing, though

frangelico i think

Hazelnut. Frangelico is Hazelnut. Also, another flavor tidbit: grenadine is not cherry-flavored. REAL grenadine is made from pomegranates.

/liqueursnob

Also, I can do a one-handed Long Island Iced Tea pour. *buffs nails*



Ex>> Yeah, pretty much exactly like that, lol.
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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:16 am

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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:17 am

Richards.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Hana » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:18 am

I was thinking multiple Nightwings. But that's just me, I suppose. >_>
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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:20 am

Where's Senel when you need him?
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Postby Mir@k » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:22 am

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Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:24 am

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As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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