my dick is too valuable for me to just carry around

The Brassicaceae family of plants are known for their release of the secondary metabolites called glucosinolates, which are often used to deter potential herbivores, but adaptations have allowed specialist species to actually use those glucosinolates as a means of finding their host plant species and feed.


Also, the class i learn this in is the most boring class I've ever taken in the four years of college I've experienced, no joke.

The pipes in my bathroom sprang a huge leak out of nowhere.

It seems that the last time someone was sent to repair it, all they did was jury rig the fucking thing with some tape. Best part, the knob to turn off the water in my bathroom is broken as well.

I wonder how I'm going to explain to my landlord that his mechanic is an idiot.

i just found out that there's not gonna be any new south park til late september

what the fuck

where's my spring half of the season ;_;