And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:47 am

Cats are mini sociopaths, the things I have seen my cats do to bugs are gruesome if it was a larger animal.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:49 am

Cats treat bugs like lions treat gazelles.
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:51 am

No, lions don't rip legs off and follow around the bastard as it runs in a circle trying to get away.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:54 am

Oh... well then cats are malicious sons of bitches.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:59 am

Cat's can come off as cold to people because they don't have the same facial structure as dogs, thus their EXPRESSIONS are limited, but they have a different body language that, if people spent five minutes reading about it, would discover cats are as loving to their masters as dogs are.
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Postby Tuor » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:00 am

Ya, their tails do a lot of things
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:01 am

This is why i love cats instead of dogs. Because cats have this... Intellectual level of love to them.
If i had a rough day and feel like shit, my granny's dog will come to my legs and look sad, as if he did something to upset me. My cat comes, hops on my legs, licks my nose, and then stays there with me, purring, as if telling me that everything is going to be okay.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:03 am

Hmm, I get the impression that 90% of cats would not give a fuck
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Mir@k » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:04 am

Well of course, they're not my cats.
But this kitty here has been with me ever since she was born. I would not be able to believe she doesn't sense things.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:11 am

dogs can know something is wrong, too. cats aren't any better at it, the ones that do actually care.
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Postby Bk-o » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:21 am

Allergic to cats, but all my life I've thought they were evil. Kind of want both a dog and a cat though... do allergy medicines work for pet allergies? I feel like they don't...
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Postby Riz » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:27 am

Having trouble staying asleep. I wake up about every 40 mins. And now I have really bad pressure in my sinuses, from crying I assume.

Fucking hell this is rough.
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Postby Yog » Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:00 am

I don't remember anything from last night.

At all.

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Postby Q.U. » Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:58 am

Whatis6times9 wrote:No, lions don't rip legs off and follow around the bastard as it runs in a circle trying to get away.

My cat never did such things to insects. My dog would catch moths and eat them. They did once team up in hunting down a bird that flew into our room when everyone was out one day. Covered the whole room in feathers.
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Exodis » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:02 am

Welp, new day I guess. How's everyone doin'
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Asmodai » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:51 pm



All of my excite... Like, everything. I'd buy this just for that soundtrack (and I will)

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:55 pm

You have no idea how hard I am right now
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Postby Asmodai » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:57 pm

Not nearly as hard as I am, let me assure you
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Postby Calek » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:25 pm

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Postby Whatis6times9 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:50 pm

Brent Burns is playing forward now, what the fuck is going on in San Jose?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Tuor » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:04 pm

They're getting desperate
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Postby Hiryu » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:20 pm

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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:35 pm

I have a bearded dragon on my chest. Almost as effective as cuddling with a cat or dog. She's very sweet.
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Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:43 pm

A new pet, Riz?
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Re: And the good lord sayeth: Come forth The Talk Thread XVIII!

Postby Riz » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:44 pm

And now I have a leopard gecko. Not very sweet but s/he's using me for warmth so it's still cute.
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