BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

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What should the Spam forum be called?

Spam
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Snafu's Basement
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Princess » Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:53 pm

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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Riz » Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:55 pm

oh damn
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Princess » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:07 pm

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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Calek » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:13 pm

Stuff is an independent black woman and she don't need no man.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Wulfespinndel » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:46 pm

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
(ALL THE SINGLE LADIES)
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
(ALL THE SINGLE LADIES)
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
(ALL THE SINGLE LADIES)

NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Mir@k » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:13 pm

hahahaha that picture

somebody printed it and plasted it next to a school announcement that was on the principal's door last term
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby BeeAre » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:31 pm

A tired joke becomes funny if used ironically. An ironically tired joke becomes funny if you are ironically using the ironic joke response to counteract the original joke--but if a variation is made, another layer of irony evolves, and so the metronome progresses ever forward on time's arrow, irony upon irony until the arrow, being a string of potentialities and not merely unidimensional procession, completes the cycle and becomes Ouroboros--the joke becomes funny again.

The timeline for each joke-irony cycle is circumstantial, case by case.

For instance, almost every single line in Monty Python and the Holy Grail is insufferable to me still because it has been SO overused by the internet that even if for the next five years no one mentioned anything from it ever, I would still twitch a bit seeing it in five years.

There is one line in the movie I still like, and it is an understated one, but because I am half-mad, I can't remember what it is. Probably a good thing.

Another example: Napoleon Dynamite. Crack to Monty Python's morphine. Burnt itself out faster, but there was definitely a period of "GOSH" and "YOU FAT LARD" spewing.

because this particular tired joke is simply the mention of me, I ~*-enforce-*~ it, making it tired prematurely so I can be ironic about it faster.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Mir@k » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:34 pm

*fart*
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby BeeAre » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:33 pm

Mir@k wrote:*fart*


I'm Quoting This, Because I'm Down With It.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Saint Soul » Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:41 pm

BeeAre wrote:
Mir@k wrote:*fart*


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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Snow Diggity » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:24 am

Can You Smell What Mirak is cookiiiiiiiin.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby EagleMan » Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:55 pm

So how long does this poll run?

Can a new poll be made with the options cut down, so people who may have troll voted before are now super srs?
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Warbear » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:02 pm

Poll has been updated. Since there was barely any votes on any of the other options and the only other option that had a decent amount of votes was for BR, I narrowed it down to two.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Hiryu » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:03 pm

Man, I loved "The Lounge".
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Princess » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:06 pm

I'd take The Lounge over Snafu's Basement.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Warbear » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:07 pm

That had less than half the votes that "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" had. :I
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Snow Diggity » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:08 pm

Snafu's Basement makes it sound like this is a place where all unwanted shit goes, and if we want people to come here, that aint what we wanna do
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Warbear » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:08 pm

OH MY GOD SNAFU'S BASEMENT IS THE ONE THAT HAD THE MOST VOTES
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Mathias » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:10 pm

Or it implies that we are the bottom floor of Snafu, with News being the top floor.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Princess » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:10 pm

Because the basement dwellers of Spam want to feel more at home.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:11 pm

The Lounge sounds like some shitty hipster bar.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Mathias » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:12 pm

The BK Lounge.

Whatis is correct.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Hiryu » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:15 pm

I still think of Richard Cheese when it comes to it.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Warbear » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:15 pm

Princess Stuff wrote:Because the basement dwellers of Spam want to feel more at home.

Not my problem. If it's not an option you wanted people to vote for, you should have made a compelling argument against it and convinced people.
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Re: BATTLE FOR THE FUTURE OF SPAM

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:17 pm

It doesn't even matter because this place will probably wind up being spam again anyway.
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