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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:52 pm

Yeeeah, I've never drank when my stomach wasn't feeling right.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:52 pm

I wasn't turning down free booze, though I should have.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Tuor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:57 pm

The only time I've thrown up is when I drank a lot of beer and then went on a busride that took us down a road cut into the side of a cliff with a bunch of switchback turns.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:58 pm

meh, I'd rather be sipping on ginger ale.




mmmm, ginger ale.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Calek » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:02 pm

Canada Dry, best ginger ale
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Snow Diggity » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:03 pm

i drink the green tea ginger ale Canada Dry makes
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Tuor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:03 pm

Calek wrote:Canada Dry, best ginger ale

fo shiz, represent
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Calek » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:04 pm

Don't have it with a PB&J sandwich though, awful combination.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Hiryu » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:05 pm

I need someone to take me in a journey of flavours when it comes to booze.
Because honestly I've only really enjoyed caipirinha and sangria.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby DaCrum » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:06 pm

I don't typically drink when my depression is sparking but c'est la vie.


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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:06 pm

Canada Dry is amazing and no other ginger ale can top it. And yes, the green tea one is awesome. It sounds weird, but it's soooo good.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:07 pm

Calek wrote:Don't have it with a PB&J sandwich though, awful combination.

I can't think of a single good food pairing with Ginger Ale.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Hiryu » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:08 pm

Never in me life, DC.
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Postby Calek » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:08 pm

deli meat sandwiches
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Tuor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:09 pm

Hiryu wrote:I need someone to take me in a journey of flavours when it comes to booze.
Because honestly I've only really enjoyed caipirinha and sangria.

Mojito would probably be a safe choice.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Hiryu » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:12 pm

Sounds spot on.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:13 pm

Tuor wrote:
Hiryu wrote:I need someone to take me in a journey of flavours when it comes to booze.
Because honestly I've only really enjoyed caipirinha and sangria.

Mojito would probably be a safe choice.

Also a great way to have a bartender hate you.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Tuor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:13 pm

Shhh
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:14 pm

I had a pork roll and cheese sandwich with ginger ale. Didn't taste bad.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:14 pm

omfg, I love muddling drinks!
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Hiryu » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:19 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:Also a great way to have a bartender hate you.
But, but, but... The dude loves my family! D8
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Tuor » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:23 pm

Ok, then go ahead an order it then. Some bartenders are just bitches about having to muddle (crush) the lime and mint
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Q.U. » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:23 pm

From this:
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DaCrum wrote:Well I drink gin, so I can outdrink you at that.

srsly tho, it's not really a tolerance, I just know how to drink without blacking out and puking. the last time I puked was with Liz, and that was only because I smelled her vomit.



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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:26 pm

Tuor wrote:Ok, then go ahead an order it then. Some bartenders are just bitches about having to muddle (crush) the lime and mint

It's a bad thing to order when a bar is busy, a good bartender can knock out two to three cocktails in the time it takes to make a mojito and to a bartender the more drinks they can fire out the more they make.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Hiryu » Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:27 pm

Heh, I'm sure he'll be fine. It's what he does for a living, tends to make these kind of drinks have a discount one night or another.
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