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Fievel
PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:39 pm 
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I find nothing wrong with short men. But, I will not date you if you are skinnier or shorter than me. If we're the same height, good. Shorter? No.

That seems somewhat contradictory.
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<_< I'm 6'4 :D

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Fievel wrote:
Stuff wrote:
I find nothing wrong with short men. But, I will not date you if you are skinnier or shorter than me. If we're the same height, good. Shorter? No.

That seems somewhat contradictory.

Seriously.

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I don't care if you're short. I'm just not gonna date you.

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She doesn't care, she just won't date you. She'll still pat you on the head and throw you a rubber ball.

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I "care" because I would like a man. If I'm outdrinking and towering over you, then there is a huge problem.

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Of course the black guy beats me. Gonna take your shins.

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Okay, you can NOT get mad at a guy who can't outdrink you. You drink a ton.

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Pretty sure I'm not even close to skinnier than Stuff.
Malumultimus wrote:
5'6" really isn't short for a Hispanic male. Most Puerto Ricans at my job are that short, or shorter. My uncle is shorter, and one of my two white friends is shorter as well.
It's fucking short.
Average here is 5'9!

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Stuff wrote:
I "care" because I would like a man. If I'm outdrinking and towering over you, then there is a huge problem.

What does height matter if you are going to outdrink a guy anyway?

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I "care" because I would like a man. If I'm outdrinking and towering over you, then there is a huge problem.


You?

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MG mal your just sick
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Kathleen mal you are the people i hate the most here...and that is saying something
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Sakura I hate you.
Relick not many people would really care if you left without a word.
Cali Mal's an elitist cunt that glowers in getting peopel to dislike him. He can stay the fuck out of the RP forums forever and I'll be happy and he could leave Snafu altogehter and I'd probably not even notice..and if I did, I'd be nothing but happy. Shit, he's nothing special. Just another internet troll that happens to wear a different mask.
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That is what turns me on, and you can suck mah dick.

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Okay, you can NOT get mad at a guy who can't outdrink you. You drink a ton.

OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE NOT MANLY ENOUGH IF THEY DO NOT DRINK AS MUCH AS I DO

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Well I drink gin, so I can outdrink you at that.

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I think Stuff is in a much higher percentile of tolerance than most men

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It's gin only old british guys touch that stuff.

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Senel
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To be fair Stuff. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.

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DaCrum wrote:
Well I drink gin, so I can outdrink you at that.

*barf*


srsly tho, it's not really a tolerance, I just know how to drink without blacking out and puking. the last time I puked was with Liz, and that was only because I smelled her vomit.

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Whatis6times9 wrote:
It's gin only old british guys touch that stuff.

Am I an old British guy then?


I have no gag reflex. I've thrown up twice, once was because after I was done drinking I chugged like 8 cokes, the other time I got like food poisoning at the same time or something. Because I wasn't drunk when I threw up.

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Of course the black guy beats me. Gonna take your shins.


funny, if you kick me in mine I dont feel it

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I've puke once and that was because I got shit hammered on a really bad stomach.

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I'm going to take them not hit them.

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Yeeeah, I've never drank when my stomach wasn't feeling right.

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