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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Fievel » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:39 pm

Stuff wrote:I find nothing wrong with short men. But, I will not date you if you are skinnier or shorter than me. If we're the same height, good. Shorter? No.

That seems somewhat contradictory.
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Postby Snow Diggity » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:40 pm

<_< I'm 6'4 :D

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:40 pm

Fievel wrote:
Stuff wrote:I find nothing wrong with short men. But, I will not date you if you are skinnier or shorter than me. If we're the same height, good. Shorter? No.

That seems somewhat contradictory.

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:41 pm

I don't care if you're short. I'm just not gonna date you.
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Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:41 pm

Then you do care.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby DaCrum » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:41 pm

Aw, my post got pushed to the last page. Bitches.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Fievel » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:42 pm

Yer welcome.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Malumultimus » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:42 pm

She doesn't care, she just won't date you. She'll still pat you on the head and throw you a rubber ball.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:43 pm

I "care" because I would like a man. If I'm outdrinking and towering over you, then there is a huge problem.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Senel » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:43 pm

Of course the black guy beats me. Gonna take your shins.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby DaCrum » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:43 pm

YEAH BUT I WAS MAKING A LAME JOKE TOO


Okay, you can NOT get mad at a guy who can't outdrink you. You drink a ton.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Hiryu » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:44 pm

Pretty sure I'm not even close to skinnier than Stuff.
Malumultimus wrote:5'6" really isn't short for a Hispanic male. Most Puerto Ricans at my job are that short, or shorter. My uncle is shorter, and one of my two white friends is shorter as well.
It's fucking short.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:44 pm

Stuff wrote:I "care" because I would like a man. If I'm outdrinking and towering over you, then there is a huge problem.

What does height matter if you are going to outdrink a guy anyway?
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Malumultimus » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:44 pm

Stuff wrote:I "care" because I would like a man. If I'm outdrinking and towering over you, then there is a huge problem.


You?
Dave keep your damn near racist ignorant logic as far from the other sections of the site as humanly possible because it hurts my face just thinking about it.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:44 pm

That is what turns me on, and you can suck mah dick.

DaCrum wrote:Okay, you can NOT get mad at a guy who can't outdrink you. You drink a ton.

OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE NOT MANLY ENOUGH IF THEY DO NOT DRINK AS MUCH AS I DO
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Postby DaCrum » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:45 pm

Well I drink gin, so I can outdrink you at that.
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Postby Calek » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:46 pm

I think Stuff is in a much higher percentile of tolerance than most men
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:46 pm

It's gin only old british guys touch that stuff.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Senel » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:47 pm

To be fair Stuff. You replaced your organs with an engine that runs solely on alcohol.

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:47 pm

DaCrum wrote:Well I drink gin, so I can outdrink you at that.

*barf*


srsly tho, it's not really a tolerance, I just know how to drink without blacking out and puking. the last time I puked was with Liz, and that was only because I smelled her vomit.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby DaCrum » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:48 pm

Whatis6times9 wrote:It's gin only old british guys touch that stuff.

Am I an old British guy then?


I have no gag reflex. I've thrown up twice, once was because after I was done drinking I chugged like 8 cokes, the other time I got like food poisoning at the same time or something. Because I wasn't drunk when I threw up.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Snow Diggity » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:49 pm

Senel wrote:Of course the black guy beats me. Gonna take your shins.


funny, if you kick me in mine I dont feel it
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:50 pm

Possibly, Crum.


I've puke once and that was because I got shit hammered on a really bad stomach.
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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Senel » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:50 pm

I'm going to take them not hit them.

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Re: to anyone who says that Stuff doesn't have tits

Postby Princess » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:52 pm

Yeeeah, I've never drank when my stomach wasn't feeling right.
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