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Postby Lady Haru » Sun Sep 28, 2014 5:40 pm

in this thread, tell the greatest and worst jokes you know
they can be one liners, story jokes, corny to all hell, puns, whatever
let this thread be like our "chuckle hut"
come here if you wanna smile or if you recently heard a good one!
now bring it, fools

oh and can this thread have mod protection? c:
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Yog » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:01 pm

My sister's always been an attention seeker.

She has a fetish for military men.
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:08 pm

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:08 pm

how do you make a dead baby float?

with some ice cream and root beer
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Jesturr » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:10 pm

What's the difference between a dead baby and a cannonball?

You can't pick up a cannonball with a pitchfork
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:10 pm

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Fucked.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby ULTRADJ » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:10 pm

Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?

It was "Rated R".
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:11 pm

how do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

with a blender
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:11 pm

how do you get them out of the bucket?

with tortilla chips
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:13 pm

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:14 pm

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby ULTRADJ » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:16 pm

What's the size difference between the Eiffel Tower and my dick?

There isn't. Same size, both of them.
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:20 pm

What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?

You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Yog » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:20 pm

Rodney Dangerfield wrote:I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:25 pm

What's grosser than gross?

A garbage can full of dead babies.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:25 pm

What's grosser than that?

one live one eating its way out
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Yog » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:26 pm

Bahahaha.
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Exodis » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:28 pm

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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Lady Haru » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:30 pm

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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Tuor » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:31 pm

What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster?

A Freeloader.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Yog » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:35 pm

Whitney Cummings wrote:Stand-up is a lot like sex. There's a lot of crying involved and I get paid to do it.
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Yog » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:36 pm

How do you make a baby cry?
You throw a brick at it.
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Yog » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:36 pm

How do you make it stop crying?
You throw another brick at it.
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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Princess » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:37 pm

ALWAYS DEAD BABY HUMOR


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Re: Snafu Chuckle Hut [Game Thread]

Postby Yog » Sun Sep 28, 2014 6:38 pm

HAHAHA

That legit made me spittake
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