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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby EagleMan » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:37 am

Spend all your money on her immediately.

What do you mean of sorts? You seem ambiguous about it. She did know it was that sort of deal right?
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Warbear » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:38 am

Yeah, she knew. I just don't consider going out to the movies to be a date.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Tuor » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:48 am

Why?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Warbear » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:50 am

Because if I'm on a date, I want to be able to talk to the person.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby narutodesu » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:09 am

You can watch a movie with your arm around a girl. That's nice too. You talk after the movie about the movie or something.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Tuor » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:34 am

Ya, movies are useful for conversation fodder. Just a movie is still a date, it's just not a good date, haha
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby narutodesu » Thu Aug 16, 2012 2:40 am

=(

*opens up list, crosses out "Take Tuor on date to movies"*
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Yog » Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:36 am

:D

Good job, bud.

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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Love.Dreamer » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:43 pm

narutodesu wrote:=(

*opens up list, crosses out "Take Tuor on date to movies"*


I'd still date the hell out of him.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Tuor » Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:56 pm

;D
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Yog » Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:01 am

Most people would, Tuor.

You've discovered that anyway, lol.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:56 pm

Holy crap, what the hell? Looking back at last night... wow.

I haven't been that down in years... Really shouldn't have logged on last night. Was in a really sensitive spot then.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Riz » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:14 pm

I've been on like 2 actual dates in my life
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby True Order » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:44 pm

I've been on ZERO or -1 if we can submit integers.

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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Musicmac » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:44 pm

I got stood up, it wasn't fun, but it was somewhat enlightening.
Deep relationships are just like any other bond in life, they tend to wither if you don't give them the necessary attention.

That, or you could go sociopathic.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Malumultimus » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:58 pm

I've never been on a date. If a girl wants to bang me, she can find where I live.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby EagleMan » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:59 pm

Can she really find it?
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby SpiderTiki » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:01 pm

I masturbate to trannies when I'm REALLY AROUSED AND HORNY

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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Malumultimus » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:02 pm

I think anyone could find where I live, they'd just need to really want to... So no one ever would. I don't mean to sound hard on myself here or anything, either, why would you track someone down like that? Well, I guess to do something socially abnormal: like suddenly sleep with them.
Dave keep your damn near racist ignorant logic as far from the other sections of the site as humanly possible because it hurts my face just thinking about it.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Yog » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:34 pm

Pabst wrote:So I have this issue about too many ladies in my life. There's this country lass, a young petite Japanese girl, and a black/Native American chick, and they all want to jump my bones. There's been a lot of "I want you to fuck me" texts...

Problem is: Girl A is desperate, clingy and I can hardly understand her through her super thick southern accent if I'm not talking to her in person, girl B is currently jail bait for another year, and is even clingier, and girl C... Well actually, there's nothing wrong there. She just lives a bit far away. They're all focused on having a relationship, so being friends with benefits is kind of out the window (except for B... I'm not going there...). Most likely I'll lose two of them as friends because of this. Telling them "I just want to be friends" I think will kill it. I like them all, but it's hard to choose... A I feel for because she's had it hard and I think wants someone to understand her (She invests a lot of time on me). B is... well, she's like my fantasy girl, but too damn young. and she's teaching me Japanese. And C is wonderful and normal. I could have a really good relationship with her. And talking to her grandma is like walking into Louisiana. What a fun accent... Still, letting two of these girls go seems like an inevitability. On top of it all, my ex from last year has started messaging me again about "missing me". And I'm all, "Fuck."

I'm calling you out on this. Because I don't believe a second of it.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:47 pm

What do you want me to say exactly?
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Yog » Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:49 pm

Life isn't a harem anime.

If you truly liked any of these girls, if they even do exist, you'd be able to choose.

Fess up.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:23 am

Well, I already made my decision, I just suck at breaking bad news. And I dislike making people feel sad.

So all I'm asking is how do you break bad news to someone who likes you?
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby Yog » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:25 am

I don't know.

I usually get the bad news.

So don't ask me.

And you're a dick for toying with those girls' emotions, if they even exist.
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Re: Snafu Therapy Thread.

Postby DaCrum » Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:26 am

Yog, can you tune down the douchebaggery? Just a teensy bit.


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