u must be at least dis tall 2 b n da crum club
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u must either be boy or girl not both

u must typ corektli or no

no guatemalans alowd

kpost

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what if i'm taller than that do i have to be exactly that tall or can i be taller than what you wrote that we should be because im not that tall but im a bit taller not shorter so can i stay or not im so confused

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u can b taller


ur exeptd cuz ur arab

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i am sew in dis

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im libanese which is close but its not arab at all does that mean i cannot stay because i think libanese people are quite arab enough but some may argue that not because theyre a bit paler and not as brown skinned as the people who trade jewels and have curved swords and magic lamps and sultans and princesses that are rebellious and against arranged marriages but my princesses in libia are a bit more traditional in that they make some fine ass sandwiches

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libanese werks


tuor: exepted cuz ur canadin

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fuk ya

mirak git some libia princesses to make sandwhiches in here

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so what do we do in this club because i once was in this chess club that has around 20 people in it but they were all mostly boring people that played chess and i was there just because the girl i liked liked a boy of the chess club and i was planning to steal her away from him but it didnt work out because i found out shes into some freaky shit so i told the guy she was in love with that yeah he can totally keep her because i dont like it when girls want to do weird things to man anuses

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that is totally legit i would have done the same thing because i'm not like yog and i don't like being my girl's bitch in bed

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also she had this friend who looked like she came out of a witch convention that was creepy because she would stare at me from across the futbol field while i was playing and that is the reason why i stopped playing futbol and she also said i had really big hands and that she liked my hands and that my hands were warm and soft in the day and cold as ice at night and i was like wtf how do you know what my hands are like in the night and she said

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yeah seriously what the fuck

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HEY CRUM DID YOU NIGGER OUT OF THE THREAD

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IT'S THE CRUM CLUB I DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE I AM HERE.

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wait dus dat mean ur inside me?

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nevermind i hav 2 b here

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does this club have a fap room somewhere

this hurdler michelle jenneke whatsherface's doing this really cute hip dance on the news and it's making me hot and bothered

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ikr? i don;t get it

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Sweet jesus have mercy

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oh fffffff

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hope u guys dont mind but i can't find the fap room anywhere sooooo ill grab that corner over there

taking this kleenex box w/me sorry if someone got alergies or something because im jacking this box

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heh heh jacking

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hehehehe

i think i hav xtras somwer


so n dis club wat shud we do?

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