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So you're in the bathroom

Postby Morpheus » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:40 pm

The last person in didn't put in any toilet paper.
There is no one in the house but you.
Do you wait for someone to come home or do you get a new roll yourself?
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Kkeellaacc » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:40 pm

be a normal human being and get a new roll
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Tuor » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:42 pm

There's no one in the house, so what.

Although, if I just peed it doesn't really matter
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Riz » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:43 pm

I need more information

are you saying there's no more toilet paper in the house?
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Morpheus » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:44 pm

There is no more in the house.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:44 pm

I don't use toilet paper, I use baby whipes
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Spider Tiki » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:45 pm

I leave no streaks I'll get the roll
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Riz » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:46 pm

well fuck looks like i'm gonna have to use a tshirt i don't like anymore
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Morpheus » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:46 pm

Dr Octagon wrote:I don't use toilet paper, I use baby whipes

You're out of those too.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Jingle Males » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:48 pm

Damn it Mopheus, you used up all the whipes on purpose!
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Tuor » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:49 pm

So I'm assuming you mean we took a dump then
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Spider Tiki » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:49 pm

also Where exactly are we going to to get the roll?
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Morpheus » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:51 pm

Yes Tuor.
And you can get the roll from any store.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Morpheus » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:53 pm

Dr Octagon wrote:Damn it Mopheus, you used up all the whipes on purpose!

Who did you think forgot to put a roll in.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Riz » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:54 pm

dammit Blackheart I knew I shouldn't have let you be my roommate
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:56 pm

I'd hop in the shower and throw out the wash cloth.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Morpheus » Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:57 pm

If you do go out you might want to get some more bread too lily.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Tuor » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:04 pm

Ya…shower is the best option I guess.

Although I might just call someone and be like "ya, can you bring toilet paper home, k thanks" and then get my lap top and sit on the toilet.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Morpheus » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:07 pm

Everyone else is going to be gone for at least two hours.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby DaCrum » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:17 pm

Why would Tuor care? He's got his laptop?


I'd go for the shower option. It has good pressure, so it's like a giant bidet.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:21 pm

So.. No toilet paper at home at all?
Napkins it is then.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Riz » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:22 pm

this wouldn't be a problem if we had bidets
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Mir@k » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:22 pm

Here's what i'd do. If i was out of toilet paper at the time, i'd just use handkerchiefs and suffer the bad texture of the paper a bit while i went to get more. If there were no napkins in the house, then i'd grab a tissue. You cannot tell me there were neither of those because it's dumb to assume there is absolutely no kind of paper in the house.

I mean seriously, i'm a graphic designer, i have tons of kinds of papers, i'd just grab a cotton based paper so my anus wouldn't bleed.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:23 pm

Riz wrote:this wouldn't be a problem if we had bidets
Oh yeah, there's also that.
Guess I'm in the clear then.
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Re: So you're in the bathroom

Postby Spider Tiki » Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:26 pm

yea blood flow would be interupted if i just sat for two hours Soooo no
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