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Morpheus
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:40 pm 
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The last person in didn't put in any toilet paper.
There is no one in the house but you.
Do you wait for someone to come home or do you get a new roll yourself?

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be a normal human being and get a new roll

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:42 pm 
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There's no one in the house, so what.

Although, if I just peed it doesn't really matter

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:43 pm 
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I need more information

are you saying there's no more toilet paper in the house?

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There is no more in the house.

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I don't use toilet paper, I use baby whipes

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I leave no streaks I'll get the roll

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Riz
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well fuck looks like i'm gonna have to use a tshirt i don't like anymore

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Dr Octagon wrote:
I don't use toilet paper, I use baby whipes

You're out of those too.

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Damn it Mopheus, you used up all the whipes on purpose!

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So I'm assuming you mean we took a dump then

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also Where exactly are we going to to get the roll?

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Yes Tuor.
And you can get the roll from any store.

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Dr Octagon wrote:
Damn it Mopheus, you used up all the whipes on purpose!

Who did you think forgot to put a roll in.

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dammit Blackheart I knew I shouldn't have let you be my roommate

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I'd hop in the shower and throw out the wash cloth.

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If you do go out you might want to get some more bread too lily.

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Ya…shower is the best option I guess.

Although I might just call someone and be like "ya, can you bring toilet paper home, k thanks" and then get my lap top and sit on the toilet.

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Everyone else is going to be gone for at least two hours.

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Why would Tuor care? He's got his laptop?


I'd go for the shower option. It has good pressure, so it's like a giant bidet.

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So.. No toilet paper at home at all?
Napkins it is then.

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this wouldn't be a problem if we had bidets

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Here's what i'd do. If i was out of toilet paper at the time, i'd just use handkerchiefs and suffer the bad texture of the paper a bit while i went to get more. If there were no napkins in the house, then i'd grab a tissue. You cannot tell me there were neither of those because it's dumb to assume there is absolutely no kind of paper in the house.

I mean seriously, i'm a graphic designer, i have tons of kinds of papers, i'd just grab a cotton based paper so my anus wouldn't bleed.

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Riz wrote:
this wouldn't be a problem if we had bidets
Oh yeah, there's also that.
Guess I'm in the clear then.

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yea blood flow would be interupted if i just sat for two hours Soooo no

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