"Hello there! I'm a door to door fuzzy dice salesman! Wouldn't you love to have these beautiful dice hanging above your car's dashboard today? ....Ticking? Oh that's just the special surprise feature counting down until it has a new home. Once it does you'll be blown away by how amazing it looks above your dashboard 8D"
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