I once knew this guy who wore sunglasses like those, even at night. Well, I didn't know him persay, he was just some guy who lived in my area. He use to try to steal peoples trash cans. I caught him doing it one night. We exchanged no words and he just ran into his domain and hid there. For several days straight. Every so often I would see him peaking out his window. I think the guy might have had some missing screws in his head. He finally tried it again last night and was chased off by someone who was swinging a bat at him. I haven't seen him around yet, so I don't know what happened to him as of yet.
Whenever I look over at his domain I find myself thinking, "Damn, what the hell does he want with all that trash?"