"hmm hmm hmmmmmm..." *in a humming tune*
@ Fie: I made you do it by making you want to not want to to do it. Double reverse psychology. you didn't want to do it, but knowing you wouldn't want to do it, you'd want to say you didn't want to do it, so you did it.
"Cogito, ergo es eggo." A.K.A. "I think, therefore you are a waffle."