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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:36 pm 
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sometimes i wonder how much worse life would be if i were a short person. sometimes i wonder how much worse life would be if i had to worry about people commenting on my penis size. i worry about the first one more - because height is something more people notice about you than penis length - but both possibilities keep me up at night.

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man it would really suck to be short, I enjoy being able to reach things on the top shelf without a stepstool

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it's much easier to be short as a woman than as a man, though.

one of the things men are judged on physically is their height, and though women will be judged on height also: it's far more important for a man. i honestly think that i only get away with some of the self-fellating jokes i make because i'm tall. i feel like if i was a short man making the same jokes, people would assume i have a napoleon complex rather than a staggeringly huge ego.

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Riz
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Got me a few tasty as fuck burgers.

that's what I thought when I went to Five Guys for the first time.

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I'm not particularly mortified about my penis size. I think i've had enough experiences with different women to know that even if it was considered average at least i know how to use it. I know there's way bigger than mine though, porn and the pool showers have shown me that.

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I'm 1.87meters tall and my gf is 1.49.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:10 am 
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yeah if you've got a huge dick that's not everything, you have to know what you're doing with it.

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is it true that people with huge penises have a hard time maintaining an erection?

hehe. have a hard time

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Riz
PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:20 am 
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WITH MY HUGE DICK

but nah, I haven't encountered a problem with my large-membered men

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All this talk about tall men and women is making me uncomfortable.

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All this talk about tall men and women is making me uncomfortable.


it cannot be more uncomfortable than what goes on in Skype.

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Hiryu wrote:
All this talk about tall men and women is making me uncomfortable.


it cannot be more uncomfortable than what goes on in Skype.

"Hey guys, let's have a who-has-a-bigger-dick contest!"
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it cannot be more uncomfortable than what goes on in Skype.
You being gay?

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