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I think my family wants me to be nailin' underaged chicks.

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:17 pm

Always talking to me about 15/16 years old girls, how attractive they are and what they can do...
I'm honestly getting freaked out with my family.
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Re: I think my family wants me to be a pedophile.

Postby Mimeme » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:20 pm

I am curious with the 'what they can do' part. How they say it, I mean...
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Postby Kkeellaacc » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:22 pm

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Are they on her level of attractiveness?
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Postby Hiryu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:23 pm

Not even close.
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Postby Lemon » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:26 pm

I likee muitos, don't have to be grande

you'll tell me what they can do when I finally get to portugal

it's a long walk you know
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Postby Tuor » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:29 pm

Mimeme wrote:I am curious with the 'what they can do' part. How they say it, I mean...

Ya, me too…
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Re: I think my family wants me to be a pedophile.

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:30 pm

Nothing sex related, youse guys.
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Re: I think my family wants me to be a pedophile.

Postby Imosa » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:53 pm

How old are you?
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Re: I think my family wants me to be a pedophile.

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:55 pm

Profile says my age.
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Re: I think my family wants me to be a pedophile.

Postby Rival » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:57 pm

Pedophilia is an attraction to prepubescent kids, 15-16 would be ephebophilia, and if you aren't above the age of 30, it's not even that.
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Re: I think my family wants me to be nailin' underaged chicks.

Postby Hiryu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:00 pm

There, happy?
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Postby Kkeellaacc » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:01 pm

Is that what they're saying or do they just want you to have a wife
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Postby narutodesu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:08 pm

Dory Mclean and she's only fourteen gonna suck it all night she's a sweet suckin queen
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Postby Rival » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:08 pm

Hiryu wrote:There, happy?

I wasn't bothered by it, just took my time to educate you on the subtle difference.

Ephebophilia is more or less accepted unless you're Silvio Berlusconi, so I wouldn't be worried too much.

Besides, they probably just want you to get into a relationship, is all. In some conservative cultures relationships where the guy is 3-5 years older than the girl, are considered preferable. Might be the case here.
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Postby narutodesu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:11 pm

3-5 years sounds good to me.
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Postby Hiryu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:12 pm

I'd rather have someone around my age. Not like they'd know if I have a girlfriend or not, they have the lousy habit of hating my brother since he broke up with the last girlfriend and I don't want that happening with me. All that because they liked her.
Calek wrote:Is that what they're saying or do they just want you to have a wife
I dunno yet. They can be confusing with what they say.
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Re: I think my family wants me to be nailin' underaged chicks.

Postby Rival » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:13 pm

And yeah, I'm sure they don't want you to be "nailin' underaged chicks.". You accidentally getting a girl pregnant would probably be a nightmare for them, unless they want you to marry that badly.
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Re: I think my family wants me to be nailin' underaged chicks.

Postby narutodesu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:13 pm

Throw them for a loop and tell them your gay and pretend to be gay for a few hours then just say "Just kiddin"
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Postby Hiryu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:15 pm

I'd be thrown out of the house if I tried that.
Maybe I should...
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Postby EagleMan » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:15 pm

Besides that, they might think him taking it back is just his regretting being out in the open now, and he wants to play it off like he was just joking.
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Re: I think my family wants me to be nailin' underaged chicks.

Postby narutodesu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:21 pm

I dunno. Hiryu could just show them his porn stash which I'm sure has millions of big tits.
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Postby Hiryu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:22 pm

Man's got a point.
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Postby Rival » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:24 pm

narutodesu wrote:I dunno. Hiryu could just show them his porn stash which I'm sure has millions of big tits.

They'd think it was collected due to peer pressure.
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Postby narutodesu » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:26 pm

But he'd have a boner from the tits.
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Postby Rival » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:28 pm

narutodesu wrote:But he'd have a boner from the tits.

Touché
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