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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:28 pm

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:48 pm

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:49 pm

I wasn't too sure about the middle one, but I still went with it.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Creppy Eggy » Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:07 pm

The middle one is a bit saggy. Forst was "Kaboow! Breasts" and the third... just, wow.
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.


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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:37 pm

That's how big boobs are when they hang, unless they're fake

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Vampire Hiryu » Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:00 pm

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Sun Jul 21, 2013 1:56 am

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Lookin for something more?

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Sun Jul 21, 2013 8:38 pm

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:53 am

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:53 pm

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jul 25, 2013 7:54 pm

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I'd poke check her.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:20 pm

I'd definitely spear that
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:59 pm

Spearing might be too rough, but I wouldn't mind catching a buttend.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:19 pm

A nice hipcheck
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:25 pm

I'd crash the crease.

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:42 pm

Definitely take a major penalty for checking from behind
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:46 pm

I'd fire a slot shot.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:01 am

Maybe a bit of highsticking
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Whatis6times9 » Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:09 am

At worst go for a wrap around and bury it in the catcher.
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:50 pm

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:53 am

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:04 am

Gonna be gone for a bit, so pic dump

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:13 pm

With all the hockey puns on this page, this felt right.

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Re: NSFW: Can we get some sexy back in here?

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