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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:26 pm

She's cute, but I feel like she's 14
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Q.U. » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:27 pm

Tuor wrote:She's cute, but I feel like she's 14

All the better man.
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:29 pm

Tuor wrote:She's cute, but I feel like she's 14

I said fall in love, not violate her with the mind or nut'n.
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:31 pm

haha, alright then ya I guess :P
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tartaurus » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:33 pm

*clap*
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:34 pm

Now here's something a bit more alluring.

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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tartaurus » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:35 pm

You're absolutely right... That pool looks awesome!
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:37 pm

see that yellow mushroom? You can like, meditate in there you know man
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tartaurus » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:39 pm

That'd be so... like zen and stuff.
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mathias » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:49 pm

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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:54 pm

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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:57 pm

what a cute nose from the asian girl.
now tuor, explain to me what's sexy about the last image because i don't find it
girl looks kinda dead.
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:58 pm

Really? I think she looks pretty cute
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:01 pm

Maybe i'm more used to girls with a bit of color. Never been to russia.
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mathias » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:02 pm

Last one, I promise.

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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:03 pm

The Mirak wrote:Maybe i'm more used to girls with a bit of color. Never been to russia.
Might be.

I kinda like pale girls
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:03 pm

something in her face is scaring me.
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:03 pm

goodness that bikini top is much too small for a woman with assets of such size
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:04 pm

isn't she silly lily?
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Riz » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:04 pm

quite silly. ohohohoho
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mathias » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:04 pm

Perhaps.
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:06 pm

:P
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mirak's Mod Ghost » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:13 pm

i like silly girls.
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Morpheus » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:15 pm

I really like silly girls.
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Re: Can we get some sexy back in here?

Postby Mathias » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:16 pm

I'm reminded of silly putty, for some reason...
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