Happy Birthday True Order! You were a lone sperm, trapped in your dad's balls. Suddenly, you manuevered into a egg and you camped there... waiting... until, one day, after 9 months of evolution, finally... ESCAPE! I feel like I'm doing a sex-ed film review... gotta stop. Anywho, Happy Birthday dude!
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
Unfortunately I was/am forced to spend this day working on a project due tomorrow. I was informed of it monday so I'm technically not procrastinating, especially since I started working on it tuesday.
Also lots of storms today so internet's been shitty but that's life. On the plus side I got GTA 5 and am going to receive more gifts tomorrow due to the tradition of celebrating my birthday on the weekend closest to it and the tradition of getting 1 gift on actual birthday.
GTA 5 is just sitting in the corner of my room, taunting me..... but atleast this will be UBER triumphant once I do complete this assignment. Damn you Industrial Revolution!!
"Finish what you started human!" - Kamaji from Spirited Away