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A True Order of celebration indeed!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:54 am

Happy Birthday True Order!
You were a lone sperm, trapped in your dad's balls. Suddenly, you manuevered into a egg and you camped there... waiting... until, one day, after 9 months of evolution, finally... ESCAPE! I feel like I'm doing a sex-ed film review... gotta stop.
Anywho, Happy Birthday dude!
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Re: A True Order of celebration indeed!

Postby Birdofterror » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:56 am

Happy Birthday broskie.
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Postby Tuor » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:10 am

Happy b-day, dude!
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Re: A True Order of celebration indeed!

Postby Hallow Nova » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:21 am

Happy Birthday! :D
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Postby Mir@k » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:35 am

Happy birthday to you in your day.
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Postby YesterdaysLingo » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:50 am

Have a good one man.
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Re: A True Order of celebration indeed!

Postby True Order » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:44 pm

Thanks folks.

Unfortunately I was/am forced to spend this day working on a project due tomorrow. I was informed of it monday so I'm technically not procrastinating, especially since I started working on it tuesday.


Also lots of storms today so internet's been shitty but that's life. On the plus side I got GTA 5 and am going to receive more gifts tomorrow due to the tradition of celebrating my birthday on the weekend closest to it and the tradition of getting 1 gift on actual birthday.

GTA 5 is just sitting in the corner of my room, taunting me..... but atleast this will be UBER triumphant once I do complete this assignment. Damn you Industrial Revolution!!
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Re: A True Order of celebration indeed!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:05 pm

True Order wrote:Damn you Industrial Revolution!!

But who doesn't love child labor and poor working conditions? :D
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Postby noxux » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:18 pm

Happy birthday True Order, now just sit down and chill watching some TV in GTA V.
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Postby True Order » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:19 pm

*eye twitch*
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I'm still working on the assignment....
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Postby Cerulean » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:19 pm

Happy Birthday, and good luck on that project sorry for the late b-day wishes
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Re: A True Order of celebration indeed!

Postby True Order » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:25 am

I am grateful for all late birthday wishes as well. Is it bad that I liked my birthday wishes here more than the ones I got on facebook?


Thank you Cerulean that luck will be needed to keep me sane.

And thanks to the rest of you as well.
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Re: A True Order of celebration indeed!

Postby True Order » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:03 pm

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! It's done. That goddamned assignment is finished.

I AM FREE!!! And what a triumphant feeling this is!



Oh shit it feels so00000000000000ooooo good to be free...

To GTA 5 I go!
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Re: A True Order of celebration indeed!

Postby Creppy Eggy » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:04 pm

Sniff sniff... I'm so proud of you.
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