Happy Birthday True Order!
You were a lone sperm, trapped in your dad's balls. Suddenly, you manuevered into a egg and you camped there... waiting... until, one day, after 9 months of evolution, finally... ESCAPE! I feel like I'm doing a sex-ed film review... gotta stop.
Anywho, Happy Birthday dude!
As I saw the creature, I was as white as an egg. I was so scared I might crack from fear. As the humanoid began to lunge after me, I was walking on egg shells from how scared I was. It grabbed me, took me to its station, and cracked me open. The last thing I saw were my yellow insides cooked on a pan. Human nature is as evil as a rotten egg.
Stuff: Exodis is funnier than people give him credit for.