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Salad Snack
Joined: Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:23 pm Posts: 242 Location: Shadow Moses
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
Lucky fuckers. I have very few female cousins in my family. Only 4 girls in the damn family. My sister, and 3 cousins, 2 from my dad's side, 1 from my mom's side. There are like 6 guys. 4 cousins from my dad's side, 1 from my mom's side, and me.
None of the girl cousins are hot. My sister isn't either. She used to be a lot better looking. Now, she's not. She inherited my grandma's genes from my dad's side. I ended up being taller than her. I got lucky, I got the tall genes. My aunts aren't hot at all. My mom is... OK. Not that I'd do her.
Long ago, I was a young lad, a curious one at that. I awoke one afternoon. I used to sleep in the same room as my sister, when she was still decent. I saw that she was naked in some way. As I was a curious young lad, I snuck out of my bed and lifted her sheets and looked at her. I did this a couple of times, and back then, I hadn't hit puberty. I also masturbated in a very odd way. When I peeked under her covers, I would go back to my bed and pretty much humped the bed. It felt good and I didn't know why. But I kept peeking. I failed to realize she was waking up and she saw me looking under the covers. Thus, she told my mom, who dismissed it as curiousity, which it was. Not like I intended to rape her or anything. This event made her move out of the room and she moved into the computer room.
I still remember that. None of my female relatives are very good looking in any way, shape or form. You all are lucky to have hot European ancestry. Bastards, the lot of you. I hope you're all happy. Well, at least I have my porn.
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Mathias
Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:09 pm Posts: 8228 Location: Eurasia.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
Here's a sample for now: 
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BeeAre
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Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:06 pm Posts: 2735 Location: Texas
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
i mean, I could ruin the poll by saying:
"Think about having sex with your mother and sister and father and brother and aunt and uncle and cousin and step-siblings in turn. Slowly. Imagine that you're both just slightly too drunk, and talking about sex, and you start describing each other's body, just coincidentally, and then someone makes an offneding remark which prompts the other to strip and demonstrate, and you get all hot and bothered because your drunken stupor makes you forget the real implications. Then you start sucking on a tit/dick/nipple/pussy/ass, just by accident, and then next thing you know you're moaning with animal indecency as you plow/are plowed against the wall. Then the next day you say it didn't happen, but you know. You know. And you are ashamed."
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BeeAre
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Joined: Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:06 pm Posts: 2735 Location: Texas
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
because the poll just fuckin' says "think" about it.
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Hiryu
Joined: Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:45 pm Posts: 26934 Location: Island Moralos in the South Seas.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
Man, what a small rack.
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Whatis6times9
Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:10 pm Posts: 8652 Location: Wherever I can steal signal.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
The cat's head is bigger.
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:42 pm |
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Mathias
Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:09 pm Posts: 8228 Location: Eurasia.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
Considering the size of her. She's barely 5 feet.
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Hiryu
Joined: Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:45 pm Posts: 26934 Location: Island Moralos in the South Seas.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
Fair enough, still not that special.
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Tuor
Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:22 am Posts: 14782 Location: Richmond, BC, Canada
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
The cat's head is closer to the camera, methinks.
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:45 pm |
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Mathias
Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:09 pm Posts: 8228 Location: Eurasia.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
Tuor wrote: The cat's head is closer to the camera, methinks. Truth.
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:46 pm |
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Hiryu
Joined: Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:45 pm Posts: 26934 Location: Island Moralos in the South Seas.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
Yeah, it is. Cat's in front of her.
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Tuor
Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:22 am Posts: 14782 Location: Richmond, BC, Canada
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
They look good and the suspender print on the shirt just makes them look better.
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:47 pm |
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Mathias
Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:09 pm Posts: 8228 Location: Eurasia.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
How 'bout here? 
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:48 pm |
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Mo Yeongsu
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 10:16 pm Posts: 4761 Location: Oahu
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
She only has one pic of her on myspace and has no facebook. So, you can deal with this. 
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:49 pm |
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Tuor
Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:22 am Posts: 14782 Location: Richmond, BC, Canada
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
She kinda looks flat there, Math.
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:49 pm |
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Mathias
Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:09 pm Posts: 8228 Location: Eurasia.
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lol You realize it's jutting out from the side pretty far?
Whatever. They're good enough for me.
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:50 pm |
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Tuor
Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:22 am Posts: 14782 Location: Richmond, BC, Canada
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
On the left side anyhow. I just noticed how distorted the R is
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:51 pm |
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Mathias
Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:09 pm Posts: 8228 Location: Eurasia.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
She's posing at an angle.
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:52 pm |
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Ganon
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:13 pm Posts: 8981 Location: Hyrule
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
BeeAre wrote: because the poll just fuckin' says "think" about it. Have you ever had/thought about incest? With whom? Pretty clearly in the poll title. Perhaps 'considered' would be the proper term, as opposed to 'thought'? Pondered? Fantasized?
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Tuor
Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:22 am Posts: 14782 Location: Richmond, BC, Canada
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Mathias wrote: She's posing at an angle. Ya I realize now, that's what my comment about the R distortion meant. I just realized how much her right boob was distorting the R. So good stuff.
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:54 pm |
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Mo Yeongsu
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 10:16 pm Posts: 4761 Location: Oahu
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
no comments on my cuz? Aw...
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Ganon
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:13 pm Posts: 8981 Location: Hyrule
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
Her face is cute but that's all I can see
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:56 pm |
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Mathias
Joined: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:09 pm Posts: 8228 Location: Eurasia.
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
I'm reluctant to show her face for privacy reasons, but these other two I have are perfect with face incl. Sorry, Mo. She looks pretty common to me.
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Ganon
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:13 pm Posts: 8981 Location: Hyrule
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Mathias wrote: I'm reluctant to show her face for privacy reasons, but these other two I have are perfect with face incl. Aww yeah dude because we all are gonna see her and be all 'oh man I know who that is!' or 'buahaha now i can find her and hold her for RANSOM'
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:58 pm |
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Mo Yeongsu
Joined: Sun May 06, 2007 10:16 pm Posts: 4761 Location: Oahu
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 Re: The REAL Incest Thread
Like I said, the only pic I could find and not very good. Yea, I was hesitant about actually showing her, but I kinda trust Snafu and anyone could have gotten that image via myspace, so...it's not like I'm doing any harm the internet couldn't have already done. and it's not very shoopable or motivational posterable, so I shan't worry about that.
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| Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:58 pm |
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