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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:08 am

Same... I wanted to see the "flattery".

Also, Hiryu, why is your sink shorter than your toilet? That is a sink on the left of you, right?
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:14 am

No, it's a bidet.
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Krest » Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:12 am

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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Hiryu » Wed Dec 25, 2013 7:31 am

St. Sefrol wrote:Also, Hiryu, why is your sink shorter than your toilet? That is a sink on the left of you, right?
Tuor wrote:No, it's a bidet.
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Artan » Wed Dec 25, 2013 3:55 pm

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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:31 pm

I always thought a bidet was some sort of fancy piece of furniture.
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:54 pm

Nope
"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Hiryu » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:05 pm

I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS KIND OF STUPIDITY!
YOU HAVE GOOGLE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Tuor » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:06 pm

Merry Christmas, you guys!
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"Suddenly Frodo noticed that a strange-looking weather-beaten man, sitting in the shadows near the wall, was also listening intently to the hobbit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smoking a long-stemmed pipe curiously carved. His legs were stretched out before him, showing high boots of supple leather that fitted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A travel-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that overshadowed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hobbits."
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Comic Kitten » Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:51 am

Woohoo!!! Merry Christmas from China! I didn't feel like taking any more photos, so I just used photo #2 from the other day. It works the same :P

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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:06 pm

Still very festive :3
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YOU HAVE GOOGLE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

I did google it right after Tuor first said what it was, and... Yeah, did not expect that was actually an invention.

Really don't know what to say about it. It's just different.
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Tuor » Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:10 pm

Which brings us back to the uncultured swine part, teehee
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Artan » Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:12 pm

Please no more Swine talk. My Penis cannot take it.
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby YesterdaysLingo » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:51 am

My one regret this Christmas... I shaved.

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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby EagleMan » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:17 am

St. Sefrol wrote:Still very festive :3
Santa Hiryu wrote:I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS KIND OF STUPIDITY!
YOU HAVE GOOGLE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

I did google it right after Tuor first said what it was, and... Yeah, did not expect that was actually an invention.

Really don't know what to say about it. It's just different.

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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:48 am

I'd use the freakin sink. And if I needed to clean elsewhere, I'd take a minute shower if it was bad. Bidets to my knowledge (now) are for cleaning yourself after using the toilet, not... what your example was.

EM, do you have one of these? Because I have never seen one in any home around here in California in all my days. I'm not saying it's bad. It's just nothing I'm used to. But looking into it more and more, it looks really practical to use compared to TP, and most likely is the reason why the U.S. "doesn't" install them in every home. It encourages consumerism of a product that most everyone believes a necessity as well as cuts a bit of costs for building construction. It'd be awkward to use at first, but I wouldn't mind having one. Sadly, it's not an option for me.
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Tuor » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:51 am

They are not common in north american
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Mr. Sefrol » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:57 am

They need to be after seeing what I've seen.
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Tuor » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:11 am

Fucking l o l
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Hiryu » Fri Dec 27, 2013 4:47 am

You've seen some shit?
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Artan » Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:24 pm

He's gettin too old for this shit
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby EagleMan » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:28 pm

St. Sefrol wrote:I'd use the freakin sink. And if I needed to clean elsewhere, I'd take a minute shower if it was bad. Bidets to my knowledge (now) are for cleaning yourself after using the toilet, not... what your example was.

It's called a comparison. People are perfectly fine walking around with fecal matter dusting their buttcrack but they'd flip out and run towards a sink or a shower if it was anywhere else.
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Grey » Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:26 pm

in thailand they had little hose guns by every toilet to spray your arse with

...i miss the bumguns
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Comic Kitten » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:49 am

Hahaha the random subjects that come about on this forum are one of the biggest reasons I always come back to creep :P
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Re: Post Pics of yourself

Postby Grey » Mon Dec 30, 2013 1:10 pm

some girl i work with says she doesn't think she's ever seen her own arsehole

i was astounded that someone wouldn't examine their own arse at least once in their life

i want to know what my entire body looks like
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