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Re: The "Hi I'm New Thread."

Postby Flux » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:01 pm

hi guys im new my name is flux by my real name is michael sinderhouf and i was born in new jersy in 1990 i like 2 play videogames and if i was a videogame char id have tosay i would be link cuz like hesthe bomb... my parents just gave me acomputer so i duno wher 2 go i cant go to lok at porn becus i have net nannie but i was on the net and i looked up crossdressing in a search 2 see if netnany would care and i found snafu. i laugfed my ass off wheni read alk the comics lol seriously wen areyougoing to bring damen back he was cool!!!

:angry: >.< :snoogins: ^_^ o.O w00t :cussing: :fuckedup:

lol dave u have good imagination totoally f***d up yo.

ps---- do any of u guys have any advice for me to ask out a girl i like in my school i think shes totally hot and i love her what shold i do? ps again seriously dave BRING BACK DAMIEN HES SO BADASS!!!!!!! ps againagain lol ps againagainagain rofl


:tokingmonkey: lolthis thing makes me rofl its so f**Kd up

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Postby Dave » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:21 pm

Flux feel free to have nothing better to do around here as much as humanly possible it's always funny. And even though your question wasn't serious I'll be bringing back the really really really old crapy comics in a way soon.
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Re: The "Hi I'm New Thread."

Postby Flux » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:50 pm

Oh... SNAP.

*HUGGLEZ* Dave, I'm so happy!

Damien wasn't my favorite character, not by a longshot, but you know. Old school nostalgia is hardcore.
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Postby Kris » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:54 pm

Yes, please post as much amusing nonsense as possible. ^_^
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Re: The "Hi I'm New Thread."

Postby Flux » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:14 am

Well then, I guess I should tell you all about the time I got into a fight with my cat over what horribly-produced BBC "programme" to watch.

My cat insisted that Bananas in Pajamas was the only way to do it. I felt that "The Tommorrow People" was the only bet. My cat stole the remote from me and changed the channel. And I was not having this. So I pulled out a gun and started shooting at my cat. My cat matrix dodged all the bullets and then followed up with the Mission Impossible 2 Tom Cruise flip kick right to my face.

I was caught off guard, and sent FLYING across my home, I then crashed through a window leading to the outside.

But I forgot to mention that my cat and I lived on the top floor of THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! O_O Good thing for me that I was wearing my MC Hammer Pants, which ballooned up and parachuted me to the ground!

UNFORTUNATELY, there was one of those 'fur is murder' rallies going on on the street. And my hammerpants were 100 percent nylon. And everyone knows that nylon is skinned directly from the corpses of nylon puppies!...

Oh no!

....Yeah. That's all I got.
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Postby Kris » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:57 am

lol MC Hammer pants.

Dude, isn't Bananas in Pajamas a US show? I remember watching that show all time time (I'm not sure why....it was pretty creepy). But I wasn't aware it was a British show.

Or you could just be pulling things out of your ass, which is fine.
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Postby Vidfreek » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:07 am

*shudder*yes its on here in britain,but its on at like,5pm on nick jr.i hate it when my sister makes me sit through that.
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Re: The "Hi I'm New Thread."

Postby Flux » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:28 am

Good Christ! I HOPE it's not an American show!

I just assume BBC because the narrator has a british accent, as do all the characters... And also because of the fact that the show is called "Bananas in Pajamas"
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Postby Dave » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:42 am

oh man I'm with Flux. I thought it was British. Oh man I hope that wasn't US who made that.
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Re: The "Hi I'm New Thread."

Postby Vidfreek » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:48 am

teletubbies are american.there is NO WAY a english person can make a program as equally evil as that.

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Flux wrote:i was born in new jersy in 1990


would'nt that make you 14?YOUR PROFILE LIES
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Postby Wildcard » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:30 am

Fuck you all. B1 and B2 were awesome. If they and the original Steve from Blue's Clues ever started rooming together, and hosting awesome kegger parties, I'd totally show up.
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Postby Dave » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:16 am

Welcome to the forums Al!
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Postby King-of-Storms » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:31 am

I think that show had a bit more of an undertone to it.

I mean, Banana's in Pajamas. Come on, we all know what it really means, right?

Or, am I just the only fucked up one?
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Postby Luke_tab » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:28 am

Anyone ever consider making Lev his own topic? "Hi, I'm Jew Thread." ??? No? No dice?
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Postby Darkfang Amadeus » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:59 am

King-of-Storms wrote:I think that show had a bit more of an undertone to it.

I mean, Banana's in Pajamas. Come on, we all know what it really means, right?

Or, am I just the only fucked up one?


no i completely agree with you but then again i just got arrested for rape.
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Postby Vidfreek » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:59 am

King-of-Storms wrote:I think that show had a bit more of an undertone to it.

I mean, Banana's in Pajamas. Come on, we all know what it really means, right?

Or, am I just the only fucked up one?


now that you point it out,yeah....ewww....
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Postby Wildcard » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:42 pm

...I must be real naive, but I dont get how Pajamas can be perverted at all.
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Postby Dave » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:07 pm

Isnt' Teletubies from England to? Man I hope so.

If I'm wrong on both Bananas and Pajamas and Teletubies I think it's safe to say I cope with life by blaming everything retarded on England. Anyhoo Vid Flux is kidding in every post he ever writes.
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Postby Vidfreek » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:11 pm

Dave wrote:Isnt' Teletubies from England to? Man I hope so.

If I'm wrong on both Bananas and Pajamas and Teletubies I think it's safe to say I cope with life by blaming everything retarded on England. Anyhoo Vid Flux is kidding in every post he ever writes.

that'd be a big no.all the actors are american(except for the midget one,she iraqi)it was shot in america,and it was filmed in america.

i seriously hope we dont have a ''boy who cried wolf'' situation with this.
''hey guys halo 2 is on the web for free!''
''AHAHAHA!your so funny flux!''

*goes there 2 months later*

''this was a promotion.it is over now.''

:cussing: :cussing: :cussing: :cussing: :cussing: GOD FRICKIN DAMN!+ :cussing:

and they ALWAYS wear the same pajamas.arent they a bit DIRTY?
ARE THEY DIRTY BANANA'S?
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Postby Wildcard » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:03 pm

No...they have 7 pairs of the sama pajamas that they wear once for each day of the week. They're eccentric billionaires who, after a freak produce accident, are forced to live their lives in a closed community of rich, but mutated antics.
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Postby Vidfreek » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:55 pm

-.-.......
hmmm.......i think your lying.....
BUT WHO CARES!?ill go with that!
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Postby ZodiacAngel » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:31 pm

vidfreek wrote:-.-.......
hmmm.......i think your lying.....
BUT WHO CARES!?ill go with that!


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Postby Karo » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:56 pm

i'll go with that theory as well, but only because i'm frightened of the subject.
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Postby Wildcard » Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:32 am

I've never told a lie.

Except that one time where I put on the dress and...

...the crowd here is too young for this story. Better to wait another 10 years.
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Postby Vidfreek » Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:32 am

if its just insaneley sweary,then trust me,i honestly couldnt care less.
my dad has a scottish accent that he puts on....
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