Muffin Lord vs. Tartaurus(Final apocalyptic battle)

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Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 5:52 pm

.....

*behind my back, I crush a cookie*

Whhhhatever you say...whatever you say
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Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 5:56 pm

Tartaurus wrote:*Prays, Garra's body glows* Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam.
*She is restored and returned to Cookie base* I didn't lose.*Restores ML* You're my only worthy opponent, so I'm gonna keep you alive, just leave the cookies alone.*Leaves dramaticly*
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 5:59 pm

*grins*

*as tart is dramatically walking away, I pull a pistol out of my pocket....and aim it for tart's head*

This isnt no ordinary gun...it kills even the wildest of freaks

*shoots* *blood splashes the ground*

never trust a muffin lord
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Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 6:04 pm

*Pokes on shoulder* Another clone, pretty good eh?
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 6:07 pm

Uh huh

*jams pistol in tart's ear but knows he is a clone*

*turns pistol to gaara* BLAM! bloodyness!

*runs over and quickly cremates to make sure she cant be revived*

*also, checks to see if she's a clone...nope*
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Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 6:08 pm

Uhh, dude. I already sent her home. Your creamating ur mom.
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 6:10 pm

huh.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Added after 1 minutes:

* has a gay guy tear off tart's penis and gives it to skorri as a present*
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Postby wizgirl » Sun May 28, 2006 6:12 pm

*eats popcorn while seeing the fight*
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Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 6:12 pm

That's cruel dude.*Pays same guy to do same to ML, but gets a refund since the gay guy couldn't find the damn thing*
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Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 7:24 pm

:'(
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