Muffin Lord vs. Tartaurus(Final apocalyptic battle)

A Free And Independent Scotland.

Moderator: Mod Squad

Muffin Lord vs. Tartaurus(Final apocalyptic battle)

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 4:26 pm

Muffin Lord: Have at thee foul beast!
Tartaurus:*Cleans out ear with pinkie* Huh?
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 4:27 pm

MF: meow bitch!
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 4:29 pm

*Stands still*
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 4:32 pm

*glares at tart...standing still......*

*dissappers and reappers in front of tart, punches him hard with my brass knuckles*
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 4:34 pm

*Falls, turns out to be cardboard cutout*
*real Tart behind ML* The gods of chaos shine upon me!*Head-butts ML*
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 4:38 pm

What the hell!

*gets hit and flys at a row of buildings* *emerges out of the ruins with a gattling gun*

Come on bitch
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 4:40 pm

*Runs at ML, ML fires. Gattling gun has only one bullet, which misses* What are the chances? Must be the chaos!*Launches ML high into the air*
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 4:41 pm

*melts the gattling gun into metal ninja needles* *glows with a dark auara and sends em straight into tart's chest
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 4:43 pm

*Slammed into ground by needles, blood drips from mouth.*
*From out of nowhere, kicks ML in neck sending him plummeting into ground*
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 4:45 pm

*recovers and dashes godspeed toward tart*

*as tart gets in a defensive stance, i disapear and appear behind him with a kick that cracks his spine*
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 4:48 pm

*Smashes into mountain with sickening crunch*
*Drives hand through ML's side, leaving large wound*
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 4:50 pm

*hold wound as blood gushes out* Ugh....is that the best you can do

*reaches into his sheath and pulls out the biggest machete ever made*
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 4:52 pm

*Slides finger down machete's blade* Hmm, dangerous.*Jumps back and flings hand backwards. Energy comes from fingertips to form red energy whip*
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 5:09 pm

Image

*with great power, i ram the machete into the ground causing a whiplash sharp as steel toward you*
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 5:10 pm

*Using whiplash's energy, send it flying back at you ten-fold*
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 5:13 pm

Ha you fool! You forgot about that sharp whiplash thingie!

*whiplash slices through tart's body spraying blood*

Now to finish you off...for good
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 5:15 pm

*From behind ML, a j-wad fires, hitting him in the back of the neck with extreme stingyness*Seems like you would have figured out what was going on by now.
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 5:17 pm

Actually no....I prefer to be naive

*ignores a little stingyness and slices the massive blade into tart, slicing his fragile body in two*

Hehe....a little sting can stop me?
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 5:19 pm

*ML feels strange throbbing, growing stronger* Stingyness is the least of your worries.
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 5:29 pm

Whatever, your sliced in half....in a few seconds you should be dead. But just to be sure

*raises machete*

*feels faint for some reason*

Huh....
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 5:33 pm

*Steps out from around corner* Oh how soon they forget. I did my cloning tech in advance for this fight, and that info will be the last thing you hear for a while, unless you free the queen.
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 5:38 pm

What! UUUUUGHH!

*falls over, blood comes out of mouth*

*Tart comes closer, beliving he had won...*

Voice coming inside corpse: This wasnt Muffin Lord but one of his faithful pawns. It will self-destruct in 5...4....3...2

*meanwhile in a Nevada undergorund base*

ML: He'll never find me...or the queen...buahaha. HOLY SHIT! THAT ActION THINGIE JUST TOLD HIM WHERE I WAS!

Well, its not like he'll survive the explosion...
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 5:39 pm

*Appears directly next to ML, holding corpse* Have fun.*Dissapears*
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Postby BoredAsHell » Sun May 28, 2006 5:42 pm

Sh-

BOOOOOOOM!

*tart walks back into the ruins....the ruins of nevada*

*he sees my bloodied body spewn across the room, barley alive*

*then he sees gaara's little angel's dead body next to me*

ML: You fool.....you have failed
Image

Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 1015
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:50 pm
Location: Hell (New Jersey) same thing
Gender: None specified

Postby Tartaurus » Sun May 28, 2006 5:48 pm

*Prays, Garra's body glows* Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam.
*She is restored and returned to Cookie base* I didn't lose.*Restores ML* You're my only worthy opponent, so I'm gonna keep you alive, just leave the cookies alone.*Leaves dramaticly*
Image
User avatar
offline
 
Posts: 3939
Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:36 pm
Location: Somewhere dark, I'm bound to what I think is a chair. I can still smell chloroform...
Gender: None specified

Next

Return to Central Compton Botanical Gardens

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot], OrangeBee, Senel, The Mad Doctor, Tuor, Yahoo [Bot] and 5 guests